8: This is not filler.

1 0 0
                                    


"Okay this is filler, so skip it. Whatever

Dude, I told you 2 chapters of sex. We have a lot of sex, you human prudes. I gotta do 2 filler sections or the chapter numbers don't line up. It's a math problem, don't look at me like I'm stalling, I wrote a book with sex chapter and you chose the lame-ass one without it, so here's 2 chapters of without it. You wanna beer? You're reading a sexless romance book, you need a damn beer more then I do. What the hell happened in YOUR life. I just had 2 chapters of sex, I'm good. I'm getting beer anyway but you NEED a drink, I just want one to go with the smoke after the sex chapter. You can go read the other one, if you want. I'm not stopping you. It's the better version; you just didn't want sex scenes because you're lame." Gizzy sighed, opening the minifridge for a brew.

"I'll wait. I don't give a shit. I'm way past this in cannon story already; this is just a flashback filler chunk. And hey, if you want the dirty version you know where to start looking because all the chapters line up mathematically. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING FILLER, ADRIAN!!! Anyway my author is an idiot, he doesn't do filler but this is my book and something has to fill the dead space of being boring and no sex scenes.

Back to the show, lame-asses!"

Manufactured for Sin (The clean version)Where stories live. Discover now