Welcome to the mandatory musical chapter:
You: Is it me or the solving of our problems feels slightly cartoonish?
Elliott: Wait, that reminds me. A!
What?
You: Did you forget the epiphany we made?
You didn't make an-you know what? While I sort a few problems of mine, I think it's time I give you the regular musical episode.
You: Oh fuck off, we're finally happy don't-
Elliott: What do you fucking mean we're happy?!
You: I assumed we were at least somewhat close.
Elliott: Y/N, I've perceived you as many things, but not...
(Elliott's Song)
As odd as a die, as shy as a fly
As hyper as a bunny, which is funny
As dirty as chalk, as odd as a rock
As safe as a dock, as bad as a glock
Iiiiiiii have so many
Expectations of you
But I'm surprised you're-
As eccentric as a peacock, as tough as a block
As sad as the rain, as annoying as a stain
As nice as a note, as cozy as a coat
As wrong as sin, as fragile as a shin
As sharp as a nail, as frail as a snail
Stubborn as a family, you do so incredibly
Of course you're also dubious, with a bit of genius
So that's why it's grievous that you're so
Oblivious
You: Duly noted, you are not happy and we have to fix that. Look it hasn't been sunshine and rainbows for me either.
Clarissa: What the fuck is going on?
You: Woah, language.
Elliott: Who's that in front of our house?
Jessica: OMG, CLARISSA, HI I LOVE YOU!
You: How have none of our fans found our house?
Clarissa: I've never met a fan before. I'll go sign an autograph or something.
Clarissa exits the car and walks over to creepy person
Jessica: Have you seen my comments?! It's me! LOV-POV!
Clarissa: You're usually the top comment, when the comments are nice.
Jessica: OMG YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!
Clarissa: Do you want an autograph or something?
Jessica: Can I have some of your hair. *pulls out scissors*
Clarissa: DAD! Other dad! Help!
Jessica: Come on, just a little bit! You won't even notice!
Clarissa: YOU'RE CRAZY! You're a 🎶 Stalker, a watcher, a psychopath🎵 !
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Muselk × Male Reader: Sappily Ever After (3/3)
FanfictionThis is the threequel to my Lazarbeam × Muselk book, with the previous stories being Lazarbeam × Muselk × Male Reader, and the 1 part Lachlan and Cray × Bazza stories. I hope you enjoy this fanfic! At the end of "Book" 2, You and Elliott adopt 2 chi...
