Muselk × Male Reader: Sappily Ever After (3/3)

Chapter 15: (A)SAP- The Final Finale

I am remarkably proud of the double wordplay.

You: Ok, the best way to get this over with is to play along.

Elliott: Last time, you made us reveal our secrets...what now?

Do the thing you want to do the most.

*Smack*

Kath and Marcus had both slapped each other.

*Thud* is the sound the door to Bazz and Cray's bedroom made when they shut it to relieve their hormones.

Clarissa had just grabbed her phone.

Jared screamed: I'M HAPPY!

Lachlan just started to curse at A.

Lannan: Elliott, Y/N, I...i-i-i...Iwannahaveathreesome.

You: You want to grab and freeze some?

Elliott: You wank and have free cum?

You: Seriously?

Elliott: I filled out the blanks it makes more sense than yours.

Lannan: I am so happy for the both of you but my feelings never stopped. I know it's not healthy but I wish I had one last night. *sigh* I want to have a threesome.

Elliott: Oh.

You: Let's circle back to that later, I-

Clarissa: -ove what I do, so I won't let you bullies ruin my fun.

You: That's nice.

Elliott: I want to end Click.

You: I want to bring back Harley (Fresh) to Click

Sounds conflicting.

You: Uhuh...other than confusing our fanbase it's not that much of a problem. We'll add him then end Click.

No no no. You only have until today to do this...no long-term.

You: Why are you doing this?

I have this magical book called the Book of Destiny (DC). It allows me to rewrite history as I know it. I exploited it to create these realities for my own pleasure. And I had my fun with this soap opera. But, since you are my first main character, I made a fatal flaw, one you pointed out before I erased it from your mind: You existed outside the story. For a brief moment you were exposed to the fake world around you and it slowly started taking over your brain. I tried my best to salvage your oblivious side but in the process made you solely unlikeable...until you gained your awareness again. You're a defect, and that makes this whole world defective. I at least tried to give you a happy ending...but you had to remember the one thing I removed. Goodbye Click, it was fun while it lasted. This was not
As Sappy As Possible but that's the thing: The Title is simply the image meant to be portrayed, the story isn't about the title, the title is the story...at least that would make sense if I hadn't done the bare minimum here. Anyway, farewell.

You:...that is evi-

The End.

450 words.

I tried...no I didn't. This is part of a story where my Marvel One-Shots and my Click Trilogy were both created by an evil author of a DC magic book. It will be culminated with My DCEU/Arrowverse oneshots. I am aware that most people reading this were solely interested in Click but for those of you who do care about this story, follow me so you can see when I announce the DC Fanfic.