Muselk × Male Reader: Sappily Ever After (3/3)

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Mother Nature's Teenager Orphanage:

You: Ok, we have the meeting at Brothers&Sisters tomorrow at 9 so I need you to clear up your schedule.

Elliott: Babe, that's hilarious. I already cleared out my entire week. We're getting kids, I'm taking this seriously.

You: Yeah I'm just a bit stressed out. Ok let's go in. We are having too many car convos.

Inside:

Helena: Hello! You must be the                L/N-Watkins! Welcome to Mother Nature's Teenager Orphanage. We have plenty of kids to show around. This is Clemence, a very bright student, won 1st place at her Science fair twice. This is Hans, he loves all sports. This is-

Elliott: Who's that kid sitting by himself?

Helena: That's just Jared. He's moved to a lot of orphanages. He loves being with a lot of kids.

Elliott: Y/N, come with me.

You: Right behind you.

You: Hey *crouches*, you're Jared right?

Jared: What? Are you here to move me again?

You: Well no. We're looking to adopt-

Jared: I'm not getting adopted by a bunch of f*ggots.

You: Oh you poor thing. Are you okay? Us f*ggots know how to keep secrets...

Jared: Nah, you suck at it. I know who you are, you're crap at keeping secrets.

You: In all fairness, I actually kept my mouth shut, it was mostly the other ones, including my husband. So you can tell me, it's fine. Just  whisper it.

Jared: Fuck off.

You: Elliott, could you leave me and Jared alone for a bit.

Elliott: Of course.

You: I know what it's like to have a troubled childhood. My parents wou-

Jared: At least you had parents.

You: I never told anyone this but, I ran away when I was 14 only to find out my dad was hospitalised. Turns out it was a ruse and he coerced my mom into it. He gave me the beating of my life afterwards.

Jared: At least your dad didn't die right in front of your eyes.

You: Oh my God. No wonder you're so glum. That must've been terrible.

Jared: You don't need to kiss my ass, it's not like you're gonna adopt me anyway.

You: The hell I'm not! I would gladly adopt you.

Jared: You'll beg them to take me back in a week.

You: We'll see about that.

You: Elliott we're adopting him.

Elliott: Stop making these decisions without me.

You: The kid's had a kot of trauma and I think we can help him through it.

Elliott: You can't make our decisions.

You: I know but I'm begging you. I believe in him.

Elliott: I married you for a reason.

You: You're the best. *smooch* Helena!

Helena:  Yes?

You: We're taking Jared!

Jared: You're what?!

You: I wasn't lying when I said I would gladly adopt you. Same with Elliott.

Jared: I don't want a bunch of f*gs raising me.

You: Who is if you keep on distancing yourself? Best case scenario, you're back here and you're slightly more approachable.

Jared:...fine. Good luck.

You: Also we are adopting someone else so you won't be alone.

Helena: I'll see you at 9!

You: We're adopting someone else at 9.

Helena: Then I'll set up a double meeting.

You: That's a thing?

Helena: No, but we're very busy tomorrow. What's the orphanage?

You: Brothers&Sisters Adoption Center.

Helena: Ok then? *muttering* What's wrong with "orphanage"?

You: See you tomorrow, Jared!

Jared: Surreeee *eye roll*.

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