*The Lokis are talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokémon gym*
Loki O, joking: Blythe's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Loki B: Well they would be Pokéballs. And also, it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Loki B: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Loki B: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Loki L: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Loki B: YEAH, GRUMPY. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH LAUFEYSON. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Loki B: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Loki O: *Cracking up*
Loki B: YEAH, GRUMPY. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Loki B: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Loki L:
Loki O: Okaaay-
Loki L: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Loki O: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Loki L: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?
Loki B: Yeah, yeah, I'll probably just- That's a good idea Classy I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Loki B: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Loki L: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Loki B, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...
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The Textbook to Loki
FanfictionThe art is actually mine for once lol... it's a bit squished, so I may make another one that fits better at some point ~~~ This is based off the series I've started on my AO3, my account is LilWitch_OfDahForest, which is based off of the recent Loki...
