Alive, Again?

Caught Red Handed

Kaede's POV

We decided on playing 'What would you do if' due to Miu not playing it before. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, she was keeping it pretty PG-13 for once. 

"What would you do if...a uh...Chick...came up and asked you out?" Miu asked, see? Pretty pg-13 from what she usually says. I think she's getting better and better.

"I would say yes if I liked the girl who walked up to me." I said after thinking for a moment, what else would I do?

"Wait, so you're telling me if you thought a gal was hot you'd fuck her?" Miu asked is a surprised tone, a confused expression evident. 

"In other words, yes, I would date a girl if I thought they were cute. Is that really that surprising?" I asked, slightly tilting my head to the side. I mean it isn't that unbelievable...Right? 

"I mean yeah...I thought you were straight." Miu said while messing with a strand of hair. 

"Oh heavens no! I'm like, the complete opposite of straight! What in the world made you think I was straight?" I said with a giggle that soon turned into a laughing fit, and it seemed t be contagious as Miu started to giggle as well. 

"Well you're usually hangin' with Pooichi, so that's a reason." Miu said soon after my laughing fit stopped. I mean that is a pretty good reason if you didn't know we both have homosexual crushes.

"Ok, Ok, I see where you could get that idea. Anyways, What would you do if...A girl came up and asked you out?" I said with a smile. The question making Miu hug herself while slightly blushing.

"I would obviously say yes! I mean who am I to pass up that opportunity." Miu said the last part a little more quietly and with a giggle, wonder what she means by that. Probably just excited someone asked her out...I hope. 

Just then my phone rang in my pocket, pulling it out the contact read 'Kokichi Ouma'. Giving Miu a small smile and nod I stood up and walked over to the rooms window before answering the phone. I immanently regret putting the phone up to my ear as soon as he started talking.

"KAEYAYDAY! I'M SO HAPPY YOU ANSWERED! I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK YOU WERE GOING TO IGNORE ME!" Kokichi yelled into the other line of the phone, making me pull away the phone from my ear be fore he could blow out my eardrums. 

"Jeez, calm down before you make me go deaf. What do you need?" I asked in a polite manner. 

"I was checking in to see how your little task is going? Did you get the invention yet? Is she suspicious? Did you already get caught by that cum dumpster of a bitch? Do you know where to even-" Kokichi bombarded me with questions, each question changing tone from asking to worried to annoyed and so on.

"No, no, we're just hanging out right now, I'll tell you later about it, I promise." I said in a softer tone then most of Kokichi's. He's really gonna give me a headache if he keeps this up. 

"Yeah, Yeah, Whatever Kaeyayday! Just get it and give it to me in Shuichi's room as soon as possible!" Kokichi yelled into the phone just before hanging up...Why is he in Shuichi's room? Please don't say he's torturing the poor detective. I thought to myself before returning to my place next to Miu.

"So who was that? Some asshole trying to see if we're hooking up or something?" Miu asked with a smile, crossing her legs that were hanging from the side of the bed.

"No, just Shuichi checking in to make sure I'm ok." Did you really think I was going to tell her Kokichi called? That would make her ask one too many questions and unlucky for me I'm not as good of a liar as said ball of chaos . 

"Oh...not as fun but I guess I can't help Pooichi checking in on ya'. Anyways, I'm going to go use the restroom for a bit so just don't absolutely destroy my room." Miu said as she got up and started to walking towards her room's door, but just before she left she looked back and said, "And no snooping around the place, you got it? NO SNOOPIN'!" Then Miu left me alone to my own devices. 

Ignoring Miu's no snooping warning I started going through her drawers to try to fine this soda thing Kokichi was talking about. Only finding books and scraps of wiring and metal, this soda invention not being in any of her drawers I walked around the room looking behind the chair in the corner and behind the dresser in her room only to find dust. Walking over to her bed I got on both hands and knees to try to see what's under it. After feeling around for a bit I felt a loose floor panel or whatever they're called, after not being able to move it with only the strength of my hands I slid my entire upper body under her bed. Finally moving the stingy panel aside I saw two smallish inventions inside a small pocket the panel was keeping safe and secret, one looking like a fancy watch and the other looking like something you put one of those small Dr.Pepper cans inside. Picking up the second Invention I looked at the back to see a label that read 'S1-BPP708 Prototype/Soda can Flavoring Changer Prototype'

Letting out a small sigh I emerged from under the bed after putting the floor panel back so it seems like no one touched it. Looking at the small invention in my hand I sit criss-cross, holding up the can a little before noticing black boots in front of me. Looking a little higher I saw thigh garters, then a light pink skirt, next a black belt...Realizing who's standing in front of me I slowly look up at their face. A annoying looking Miu glaring back, gulping the lump in my throat I gave her a small smile. 

"H-Hey Miu...I didn't hear you come in...Wanna see what I found under your bed?" I said with a now weary smile. 

"Don't 'Hey Miu' me! I told you NO SNOOPING! And what do you go do? You go under my bed to go SNOOPING! WHAT THE HELL KAEIDIOT, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ONE SIMPLE PHRASE!?!" Miu shouted at me making me flinch a bit, holding the invention for her to take up in defeat. She quickly snatch it, examining it to make sure I didn't rough it up. 

"I'm sorry Miu, I really didn't want to go searching round your room. But Kokichi told me his favor was to get a Invention of yours and I didn't want him to get mad if I denied him." I said, avoiding looking at the inventor trying to explain myself.

"Wait...YOU WENT AROUND MY ROOM TOO?" Miu shouted after a second of taking in what I just said. Only nodding my head she let out a big sigh, mumbling something under her breath that I couldn't make out. 

"I'm sorry Miu." I said as I got up from the cold floor, staring at my feet. 

"Whatever Kaeidiot, this just means you're gonna owe me two favors! And this also means-" Miu shouted once again, pointing a finger at me before someone knocked on her door, making both of us look in the direction of the door. 

Miu walked over and opened the door to see who stopped her scolding session, clearly annoyed she answered "What the ever flying fuck do you want limp dick!"

"O-Oh I was just here to get Kaede, I need to speak with her." Shuichi answered, startled from the yelling as soon as the door opened. He looked unsettled by the nickname but he didn't mention it.

"Yeah, whatever that flat chested bitch is over there." Miu said pointing a thumb behind her in my direction. Giving a small wave and smile towards the unsettle looking Shuichi, I walked over towards the door. 

"Hey Kaede, I need your help for a bit if that's ok with you..." Shuichi asked, tilting his hat downwards and looking away from both the Inventor and Pianist.

"Of course Shuichi!" I said, walking out the door and before Miu could shut the door I said, "Once again, I am really sorry Miu!" Only getting a scoff and slammed door in return I turned back towards Shuichi. 

"What was that about?" Shuichi asked from under his hat. Looking towards the now shut door before looking at me. 

"I'll tell you later, now, what do you need?" I asked facing forward, not really knowing where we're heading but still walking down the hall. Now I gotta tell Kokichi I got caught and probably die of embarrassment for whatever he has planned for my punishment.

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A/N

Hey guys, sorry for not updating for a bit. Got a little busy, but I will try to keep updating as much as I can! Friendly reminder to get something to eat and drink some water. Have a good day/night!