Sam Frees A Big Asshole

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Dean woke up to see an unfamiliar room, and his head felt like Lucifer had split it open. He stumbled into the next room over to see Castiel, looking through Dean's laptop with a perplexed look on his face.

"Hello, Dean. According to this, there's two separate demons we have to deal with."

Dean cursed, looking at his computer screen. "Cas, what'd I do last night?" "You don't remember?" Cas said, actually a bit forlorn.

"I have no fucking idea what happened," Dean said, wincing and rubbing his throbbing temple.

Castiel sighed. "Last night was of no importance." Dean wanted to laugh. "Bullshit."

"Look, Dean, are we going hunting or not?" Castiel seethed inwardly. Dean had forgotten already? That night had meant so much to Cas.

The angel reminisced a bit, a faint smile pulling at his lips. "What're you smiling about?" Dean asked, smirking.

"Nothing. You might need these," Cas said quickly, handing him the key's to the Impala.

Dean nodded, and they headed out. Before they could touch the pavement outside, Dean's phone started ringing.

He tossed the keys to Cas, whose brow was furrowed in deep thought, but caught them anyway.

"Dean? Get your idjit ass back here now!" Bobby obviously wasn't very chipper at the moment.

"What the hell is going on? Slow down!" Dean frowned, his headache throbbing painfully, reminding him to take something for it later.

"While you were tryin' to stop the seals from breaking, your idjit brother killed Lillith and freed Lucifer," Bobby said gruffly.

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Gabriel appeared in a flash of white light before Sam. "Yo, Samsquatch! What's the problem?"

Sam put his forehead in a hand and gestured to the dead demon at his feet.

"You're in deep shit, Sammy. That's for sure," Gabe muttered, grabbing Sam's arm and flying him to Bobby's house.

Sam was immediately greeted by a cry of anger. "What the fuck were you thinking, Sam?!"

Gabriel snapped, and it was silence. Bobby became quiet, his lips moving but making no sound.

"All right, everybody listen to me right now. Sam was just doing what he thought was right. Surely he wasn't the only one who thought that killing Lillith was the key."

Sam looked at Gabriel, who smirked when Bobby closed his mouths, but glared at him. The archangel snapped again, and the irritated hunter apologized to Sam, but was obviously hating Gabriel for being right.

Crowley suddenly materialized, just like he usually did, and smirked at everyone.

"Why's everyone mad? Did the older Winchester show up?"

"Nope, but he will," Bobby said. Sam cursed.

"God damnit! I'm done with Ruby! What else can I do?" He asked, exasperated. Wrong answer.

"You started the apocalypse, so now you need to end it with everyone," Bobby said, as if Sam were being a stupid kid.

"Okay, can we go inside to research and stuff?" Gabriel asked, grinning and sucking on a lollipop.

"Not a bad idea, for an idjit," Bobby said, chuckling as he walked into Singer Salvage.

Sam glanced at Gabriel. The archangel smirked up at him. "Well? Spit it out, Winchester."

Sam smiled. "Thanks, Gabe." Gabriel winked, and walked inside, with Sam following.

The archangel was still pissed at Sam for being with Ruby, but he couldn't stay mad at him.

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Dean kept glancing at Castiel, who had decided to wait and see if he remembered. Something kept eating at him, like he felt a bit bad that he had made Castiel pissed.

"Dean?" "Yeah, Cas?" "You said something special the other night. That's why I'm fond of it."

Dean narrowed his eyes. "Did I say chick-flick shit?" The corners of the angel's mouth turned up. "I wouldn't be concerned about it."

"Okay, so how's Sam, or do I not wanna know?" Castiel closed his eyes for a moment.

"He's at Bobby's house with Gabriel." Dean grimaced.

"I swear Sam is like a Gabe magnet." "Gabriel is... fond of Sam."

"If he makes one wrong move I swear I'll rip his wings off."

"That would be interesting," Cas admitted, smiling. Dean stole a look at Cas, who resumed looking out the window with a thoughtful expression.

He wondered why he caused such unhappiness, but was mostly happy enough that Cas wasn't mad.

Dean remembered Gabriel then, and decided that he'd have enough time to chew out the archangel when they arrived in about half an hour.

"Cas..."

"Yes, Dean?" Castiel focused his shockingly blue eyes on Dean.

"I'm sorry that I don't remember last night. I drank too much," Dean said, his headache reminding him of its existence.

The angel's eyes flickered with remembrance. "Yes, you did have a few drinks. It's all right, Dean."

Dean smiled at Cas. "You wanna go get some pie?" Castiel chuckled. "I won't say no."

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Gabriel looked at Sam, whose brow was furrowed quite adorably, and popped a lollipop into his mouth.

"Hey Samwich. Want one?" Sam held up a hand, and caught a lollipop that was thrown at him.

"Thanks," Sam mumbled, pushing the lollipop between his lips, and Gabriel found himself jealous of the lollipop. He had always kept his crush secret to everyone except Castiel, who also harbored a crush for a Winchester.

Curse the cute Winchester brothers.

How the hell did Castiel stay composed around Dean-o? Gabriel didn't even know how he himself did it.

Sam looked up, and found Gabe staring at him. The archangel smirked at him, and pretended to read.

Sam resumed researching, so Gabe snuck up behind him, dragged a shoelace across his back, poofed back to his original spot, and yelled to Sam.

"There's a bug on your back!"

Sam instinctively reached back and slapped all across his back. "You keep missing it! Here."

The archangel slapped Sam's butt. Sam was dumbfounded. "There was a bug on my ass?"

"Yup. Got it." Gabriel grinned, and left to put his book back on the shelf.

Sam twisted to look at his butt to see if there was a smear of bug guts or something, but there wasn't. He snorted, a bit embarrassed, and thought about Gabe's smirk.

It was adorable, Sam had to give him that. Then, he suddenly realized what he was doing, mentally berated himself, and tried to read again. Gabe is not cute. Gabe is not cute. Gabe is not cute.

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