Narrators pov:
Ed would look for shrek everywhere and he heard a big loud thump;
Ed: D-dad?
Ed's father: EDWARD SHEERAN. I TOLD YOU TO STOP OBSESSING OVER SHREK. *checks time* ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
Ed: Dad I'm sorry!
Ed's dad: You will pay!
2 hours later
Ed was in tears. He had bruises all over his body, if only shrek was there.
*someone walks in the door*
SHREK?!?!
