Ed's pov
As I was walking home in my shrek pants and my shrek tshirt, I was looking around at the nasty world and in my mind I went "I fucking hate this place, needs more shrek" I got home to my father giving me a death stare,
Ed's father: What in fuck are you wearing you mistake!
Ed: clothes?
Ed's father: get your ass over here!
Ed's father : slaps ed*
Ed: what did I do???
Ed's father: GO INSIDE.
Ed would walk inside with tears streaming from his eyes, he would call his mother, but she wouldn't care.
Ed: maybe my dad was right, I am a mistake.
Ed: checks time* I should head 2 bed.
Ed would go to sleep.
Ed's dream:
Shrek: ed you are my one love.
Ed: you too
Shrek: let's get married
Ed: ok!
*ed wakes up*
Ed: Oh it was just a dream
Fuck
Ed: *feels something warm beside him*
Ed: *looks beside him*
Ed: S-shrek?!?!
Shrek: yes my love?
Ed: oh my fucking god
Shrek: hmm?
Ed: you look very seggsy
Shrek: you too
Ed: make love with me
Shrek: ok
To be continued
