Me and ed got tickets to a nicki Minaj concert. I was thrilled because I love nicki minaj. So we got in out 2003 gold Ford explorer and we drove to London. When we there, We went to also get food because we had 30 minutes. After we got food we rushed to the arena and we saw one of the longest lines ever. We went up to the stand and they scanned our tickets and we got in. We got in our seats and waited for ms minaj to get on stage..m there she was. NICKI! Nicki started performing ganja burn and I sung along. Word From word.
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EVERYTIME I GET HIGH I JUST THINK ABOUT YOUUUUuUUuu I would sing, as I was singing along I saw that ed went to the bathroom, he was in there for a while now, around 45 minutes... I went to go find him and he wasnt in the bathroom.. I go back to my seat to see ed sitting with BOB the builder... BOB THE BUILDER?? No no no. I got pissed. I went into the 2nd row to get ed but he just glared at me because he knows that I have a thing going on with peppa. He looked at me with a cheesy smile on his face, I sat next to him. The concert ended and it was the best thing ever, after the concert we drove to my swamp. Nobody has ever been in my swamp before because that's my secret place and usually I block it off. Me and ed were playing in the swamp until I saw something in the background. "Who the hell is this?" I go in my head some random bitch named fiona walks up and says "Hey you must be ed!" She says with a smile on her face. Little did she know I would smack the shit out of her. I mean come on now who hell would trust this hoe. Shrek gave fiona a big fat hug and I gave shrek a death stare. "wow he really did that" I say in my head. He knows I get jealous easily. I was pissed to see this bitch try to take shrek from me. I was talking to shrek and then I saw 3 children come out from shreks house. Oh hell no. I get in my car and leave. Shrek was better off without me it seems like. So I get in my car and drive off to bob the builders house. Bob would welcome me into his house and I would cry. Bob asked me what's wrong and I explained how shrek was a dad cheating on me with some random bitch named fiona. Bob the builder laughed and gave me a hug. Bob: you know shrek is baby sitting fiona's kids right??? Ed: no but isnt he dating fiona?? Bob: no silly goose they are siblings
My jaw dropped because they are siblings??? What the actual fuck. So you are telling me that...????? No
