Not Yours『Uzuzen』|| DISCONTINUED ||

*Chokes on money*

Castaways~ We are castaways~

I suggest you reread the last chapter cuz this mf decided to change it weeks after publishing ;D

Don't ya'll just *c r i n g e* reading this story like wtf am I even on rn-

Also uhm I decided to make Gyomei a teacher instead lmao

3rd person pov

"Why did you do that?!" Zenitsu yelled at Tengen as he was being pulled through the hallway. "Eh, just played 2B against their own game. Why, you mad or something?" Tengen asked teasingly. "Shut up or I will personally end you." Zenitsu said in his most try-hard intimidating voice. "Jeez, I can see you get your temper from your brother." Tengen joked. "Speaking of, your brother's pretty fast at getting physical." he continued. "... I know." Zenitsu only replied, his tone back to normal now. "Oi, you good?" Tengen asked him, now slowing down his pace. "Yea yea.. where are we going again?" Zenitsu asked back. "Back to class, where else?" he replied. "Hmph.. so anyways, when are you gonna let go of my hand?" Zenitsu said while looking at him casually. Tengen stopped for a second then released his grip from Zenitsu's hand and started walking faster, leaving him behind. Zenitsu stared at him with confusion but then continued to trail behind him awkwardly. (tHe TenSIon-) Since they were both the first ones to enter class, they just sat down and waited for the rest to arrive.(Now fu-)

Rui's pov

"I'll kill him." I heard Kaigaku-san say threateningly. I'm just gonna guess he's talking about Uzui-san, I'm too lazy to interfere with the senior's arguments at this point. "See, told you he sucks! He's not even that attractive to begin with!" Ume-san said with a disgusted face. "Don't you all think you're overreacting just a bit?" Kokushibo-san spoke suddenly, which was rare considering he's a man of few words. Usually he never speaks unless it's with Nakime-san or the teachers. But that was until recently, when he started talking to Kaigaku-san. (Kinda sus ngl-) "Oh Kokushibo-dono, I forgot you were here!~" Douma-san said sarcastically. "Yes, of course you did." Nakime-san interfered, which again, was also sudden. "When the f*ck did you both started talking-" Akaza-san said waving his hands in the air. "We're quiet, not mute just for your information." Kokushibo-san stated. "Pffft-" Kaigaku-san snorted. "KAIGAKU SNOR-" Gyuutaro-san shouted but then was cut off by Kaigaku-san smacking the back of his head. "Hey! Only I can hit brother!" Ume-san said pouting. "Why are they responsible for taking care of us again-" Susamaru said. "Because they're adults?" Enmu said. "They don't really act like it tho.. Akaza-sama is yet to apologize to Senjuro-kun!" Mukago reminded. "It's alright Mukago, it's not something to make a deal out of." Senjuro said in his casual soft voice. "Anyways~ Does anyone wanna go to the mall this weekend? I feel like spending~" Douma-san said. "OOH! YES PLEASE!" Ume-san suddenly shot up. "Aight, don't blame us if you go broke." Akaza-san said blandly. "Oh don't worry, I have boundaries for all of you~" he stated. Speaking of, would you juniors like to tag along?~" he asked. "Mm, nah we're good." Yahaba said. "Awh, alright then." Douma-san pouted. "I'll follow! I have nothing to do this weekend anyways." Enmu said. "And you should follow as well Rui-sama~" I knew there was no escaping his pleading, so I immedietly accepted defeat. "Fine..." I said. "Waaah so fun! It's settled then~" Douma-san stated.

Zenitsu's pov

Second period was really awkward. Uzui-san still seated infront of me but he didn't say a word and instead just went through his phone the whole time. So instead I went to sit with Inosuke, since he seemed to be alone. "Why aren't you sitting with Tanjiro, Inouske?" I asked, taking a seat beside him. "Rengocock and Gayuu wanted to sit with Monjiro so he told me to offer my f*cking seat." He said sulkily. "Why are you so pressed?" Murata who was listening beside us said. "Are you jealous or something?" I mean, he did seem to look like so. And he had a hint of jealousy in his tone. "F*CK YOU MR. PISSED MY PANTS! I AIN'T JEALOUS OF NO PATHETIC SH*T! AND WHO ARE YOU TO INTERRUPT OUR CONVERSATION." Inosuke screamed at him. The whole class was now staring at us. "I'VE NEVER PISSED MY PANTS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM." Murata embarrassingly yelled back. "Ok, can ya'll like, stop screaming-" I said rubbing my ears. "Sorry, blame Inosuke there." Murata said. "Aight listen here you little-" And then they proceeded to argue. I swear today is such a cracked day I feel like I'm high.

+Timeskip to end of school, at Zenitsu and Kaigaku's house+

Kaigaku's pov

"Hey Zen, you're free this Saturday, right?" I asked Zenitsu once we arrived in the house. "Yea, I am. Why?" he replied tossing his bag on the couch. "Douma decided to send himself broke by taking our class shopping." "Eh? So suddenly?" he asked me. "Yes, don't ask me why. But anyways we don't have that much food left so might as well go." I said. "Ah, alright then. Anyways, I'll go heat up the leftovers now." he said. I watched him trail over to the kitchen and laid back on the couch because f*ck I'm tired as hell. 

+Timeskip to Saturday+

It's been a whole ass week and Zenitsu's only getting closer to that Tengen bastard. Everytime I'm around those 2 Tengen gets all touchy-touchy with Zenitsu. He's only fueling my anger. And not only that but Zenitsu ALSO for some reason have sketches of him in his sketchbook. Ugh, this week couldn't get worse. If it does then I'm throwing hands. Anyways, today we had to wake up early and sh!t because Ume wanted to spend the whole day shopping. So I went upstairs to wake Zenitsu up. 

3rd person pov

Kaigaku knocked on Zenitsu's door whilst creaking it open. "Zenitsu~ Wake up~" he cooed. (HSHSHSHSHS HOT-) "Mn.. ngh not now.." Zenitsu  groaned. Kaigaku always found this action of his adorable. "For real Zenitsu, you have  to wake up. Ume's gonna slaughter me if we're late." Kaigaku said clearing his voice. "Augh fine..." Zenitsu responded and jumped out his bed to get ready.

+Another timeskip cuz life is sh!t+

The gang decided to meet up with Douma at the mall entrance. "So what are we waiting for? Let's go! Those shoe stocks aren't gonna wait for me to purchase them!" Ume said impatiently. "Ume-san is right. I don't exactly wanna go back empty handed." Rui cut in. "Don't worry, we won't!~ Just splitting up the cash~" Douma said. "That's.. that's a LOT-" Zenitsu exclaimed while looking at Douma shuffle his bills. "Oh don't be ridiculous~" Douma said humbly. "Oh forgot sake just hurry the f*ck up already you sadistic bastard!" Akaza said. "Alright, alright. No need to get hasty~ Here, a stash for each group~" Douma stated as he held out the cash to the others. Douma was a tad bit- ok REALLY spoiled. He came from a filthy rich family, as all his relatives were cult organizers. He liked spending his money with his friends though, and he wasn't one to flex that much so everyone (especially Ume) was basically fine with that. "Damn, thanks Douma." Gyuutaro said  grabbing a stash.  "Anytime~ Now, let's be off!" Douma said as he entered the mall. They went in 2 groups. Douma, Akaza, Enmu and Rui went as one group and the same went for Zenitsu, Kaigaku, Ume and Gyuutaro. The complex was crowded with people since it was the weekends. "Kyaa! I haven't gone shopping in a while~" Ume cooed. "Yea, It's not every day that I get to spend like this." Gyuutaro said. "Of course, Douma and his wealthy ass is a life saver." Ume said in a sarcastic tone. "So how much are we gonna split for each other?" Kaigaku asked. "Well, there's 3600 with us so I say 900 each." Gyuutaro stated. "Alright it's settled! Where to first?" Ume questioned "Kaiga-nii, I wanna go look for some art supplies." Zenitsu told his brother. "Oh, I think I know an art lot (Idk what to call it LMAO-) somewhere around here. Follow me!" Ume said as she lead ahead.

Kaigaku's pov

"Kaiga-nii, I wanna go look for some art supplies." Zenitsu told me as he tugged my sleeve. I was about to respond when Ume said "Oh, I think I know an art lot somewhere around here. Follow me!" So we trailed behind as she lead the way. "Why did it take so long to get here-" Gyuutaro said when we arrived after 20 minutes of walking. "Because you all are slow as crap. C'mon, no more wasting time!" Ume complained. "Ok, ok." Zenitsu said rushing into the store. Luckily it wasn't as crowded as the outside. Zenitsu started roaming around the place looking through the shelves. Ume and Gyuutaro didn't really want anything from here so they just followed Zenitsu as well. "Holy shit this place is huge..." I heard Zenitsu curse softly. "Heh. Don't know where to start is it?" I chuckled "Kind of..." he replied. "Wait no, I found something I want." Zenitsu said and proceeded to run off to some random section of the store. "Zenitsu! Slow down!" I called out. I had to catch up with him or else he'll get himself lost. (He's not 4 pls 😭) We ended up in the paints section of the store, and met the most shitty person to meet at that moment. Tengen.

Ahahah cliffhanger go brrr lmfao