Not Yours『Uzuzen』|| DISCONTINUED ||

My ice cream is worth more than your well-being

WOMAN, LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN, WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN, I CAN BE YOUR WOMAN, WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN~

The picture item is mine btw-

Shoutouts: AsaneGisame, Hi_it_lev and Celestial_Keeper

An edited A/N because your author is shit~

Uhm yea, a sudden change in plot. You know how I basically made the seniors hate each-other? Well I've decided to change that dynamic. So now the explanation is that, not ALL the seniors hate each-other, just some of them have little rivalries and grudges against one another. I decided to change it this way because it just doesn't make sense to me. Take Mitsuri, for instance. She could never hate anyone over a petty reason, we all know that. Or Muichiro, he could give less shits about anyone in the school. So yea. If you don't know what is this rivalry nonsense that I'm talking about go check the chapters "Come lose your sanity with the seniors" (both parts) and "Here sparks the rivalry". I in particular hate those chapters the most lmao. With that being said they all officially have recess at the canteen, yes, with no weird shit happening- But I'm keeping the curricular week, only now it's just for curricular points

ALSO A SIDE NOTE, I WILL TRY MY BEST TO GIVE A DIFFERENT WRITING STYLE TO EACH CHARACTER'S POV <3

3rd person pov

For lunch, Ume insisted that they went to McDonalds. The rest of the group, regretting their choice on letting Ume decide, still went either ways because Ume was practically whining. "We should've agreed when she said Dominos." Kaigaku whispered to the group, while Ume was up front. And so they walked for a few minutes, struggling to find a Mc-Fucking-Donalds. And coincidentally, they found one, along with the other group from their shopping spree. "Wahhhh, so everyone's here~ How did it go? We've finished shopping already and Rui-dono was getting hungry so now we're here~" Douma said after the rest had settled at the table. "Uh, well, I wouldn't say it was great-" Gyuutaro hesitated remembering the shopping session with Ume. "Shut up, you. It was wonderful, their clothing stores are quality worthy~" Ume cooed. "Damn. good for you. So, what's HE doing here." Akaza said blandly pointing at Uzui. "Oh, him? He's with Zenitsu, so don't think of it much." Ume replied setting her shopping bags down at her feet. "Huh-" Zenitsu said confused. "Um, chile, anyways- Are you not gonna order? The lines at the counter are getting longer." Rui said glancing behind. "Shit I forgot we came here to eat-" "Exactly! Now hurry up so we can all leave together~"

Rui's pov

Hi. This is Rui bringing you your daily timeskip so that you don't have to witness Akaza-san assaulting his cheeseburger. Anywho, after lunch Enmu decided that we should have dessert. Bitch, I just railed 12 pieces of chicken nuggets and a fish fillet, do you want me to die? "C'mon Rui-sama~ It'll be fun, I promise! And we'll go home right after." Enmu pleaded. I desperately wanted to go home and play with my pet spiders, but no. I guess that's just too much too ask for. And I couldn't go home on my own even if I wanted to, cause I don't fucking know how to. Enmu called a taxi to get us here, and I'm not socializing with a crusty taxi driver for shit. "You're forced to eitherways, because ya'll are outnumbered! So, we're getting sweets right?" Ume-san asked the group. "Well, I was thinking ice cream." Uzui-san suggested. "That's... not terrible! Alright, ice cream it is~" Douma-san said. "Yea, but where you dumb fuck. They haven't opened any ice cream lots in this mall." Akaza-san hissed at him. "Silly Akaza-dono~ We're not having it in the mall. We're going to that random ass ice parlour at the park~" Douma-san said sadistically. "Oh wow, that's interesting." Kaigaku-san said sarcastically. "OK LET'S GET GOING NOW YES PLEASE OK THANK YOU." Ume-san said obviously hyped for ice cream. 

Kaigaku's pov

You know, ice cream was good until I had to go with people. "Ume, I told you already. No sundaes. You ate a lot already and you're gonna get sick if you have more than one scoop of ice cream." "NII-CHAN I'M NOT 12, OKAY? I am completely responsible with the amount of food I take." Ume pouted. And yes, we all doubted that. "Will you stop your quabling already? Or I'm shoving both of you in rice." Akaza finally butted in. It, unsurprisingly shut them up. Everyone's afraid of Akaza's rice threats, mostly because he doesn't bluff. "Alright, settle down now~ We're here!" Douma suddenly announced pointing ahead at some trashy ice cream parlour that the author apparently didn't know what to name. Well, it wasn't so trashy on the inside. Quite nice not gonna lie. "So, what flavour are ya'll getting?" Ume asked enthusiastically . "Vanilla..." Rui said softly. "Pfft, really Rui-sama? No offence but that's quite boring~" Enmu snickered. "Tsk, fine. I'll get the Party Cracker one, and I'm not sharing with you." Rui groaned. "Wha-" "Zenitsu, you wanna share?" Rui asked. "Alri-" "Nah, me and Zenny gon' get the peach one, right?" Tengen interrupted. God I wished Zenitsu would recline. "Uh, yea! Sorry Rui." Zenitsu apologized. Shit. "No worries, Ume-san already volunteered. "But- but-" Enmu gawked. Rui blew a raspberry at Enmu and went of to order with Ume. Damn, didn't have to do him like that but not like I care. Just so you know the author is really bad at spicing up conversations in this story because she hasn't had human interaction for a year and a half. Anywho back to the story. I went to order some random shitty eyesore unicorn crap looking ice cream flavour at the counter. Honestly wanted Vanilla as well but then Zen'll call me boring- (Why do you care???-) I turned around to see Ume stuffing her face with ice cream while Rui just silently ate the cookies off of it. "We're going back in Grab, right? Cuz' no fuck am I going back walking." Gyuutaro asked Douma. "Of course, I would never~" Just a second later Zenitsu came running to me. "KAIGA-NII HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY ICE CREAM." he screamed ducking behind me. "I LITERALLY JUST WANT ONE TASTE YOU STINGY ASS" Tengen yelled back. Well, I guess this is better than him being touchy. 

Yes, the end. After that they went home. Done. What do you want, a warm sincere apology for publishing late? No.