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Self defense

Ai-Chan: IGGY is it a good idea to carry a weapon around?
England: why Ai-Chan you know aikido
Ai-Chan: but if that doesn't work then what?
England: I see your point
Ai-Chan: that's why I have a water bottle as a weapon! *takes out bloodstained water bottle*
England: O.O
Germany: hah Ai-Chan how weak!
Ai-Chan: I'm not weak *hits germany with water bottle*
Germany: I'm all muscle that didn't hurt...
Ai-Chan: O.O I'm sorry
Germany: *kidnaps Ai-Chan*
Ai-Chan: IM SORRY DONT KIDNAP ME!! T^T
Germany: *knocks out Ai-Chan* shut up vill you
*at Germany's house*
Germany: Italy, vatch Ai-Chan for a little bit I need to run an errand
Italy: sir yes sir! *glomps Ai-Chan*
Ai-Chan: *wakes up* wha-where am I?
Italy: you're at Germany's house!!
Ai-Chan: oh no! I'm a million miles away from home T^T
Italy: Germany is really nice, except if he gets really pissed off
Germany: I am back! Thank you Italy
Ai-Chan: NOOO Italy come back T^T
Germany: prussia get over here!
Prussia: Vhat is it west?
Germany: what should we do vith Ai-Chan?
Prussia: *thinking wrong (after all he's bad touch trio)* I don't know
Ai-Chan: how about you let me go!
Germany: how about ve play hide and go seek. If you are found Ai-Chan then you are trapped here forever
Ai-Chan: what O,O
Germany: 1.....2.....
Ai-Chan: OMG *runs off*
Germany: 3! Ready or not here I come! *runs around*
Ai-Chan: *hiding underground* this is scary T^T
England: GERMANY!!!
Germany: whut
England: give me back Ai-Chan!!!!
Germany: why should I?
Ai-Chan: because you didn't find meh! *runs over to england*
England: Ai-Chan! ^.^ *glomps*
Ai-Chan: ok fine I missed you -.-
England: YESH SENPAI really does love meh
Ai-Chan: what?
England: nothing now let's go home
Ai-Chan: -.-
Germany: I will get my revenge someday Ai-Chan >:(