The Moose

The Moose Chapter 6

Piggums opened the moose door and swiftly ran inside the room.

I heard sounds of a horrible monster eating what sounded like biscuits. I started to enter the moose room when I thought of my fate. What would happen to me? What would happen if there was a bowl of nuts in there? I stepped through the entryway to the room.

I heard crunching noises coming from a shadow filled corner. I turned on my whale shaped flashlight and what I discovered I that corner was beyond my imagination.

It was Piggums in that corner munching on some pickle flavored pancakes and muffins. I was amused. I grabbed Piggums and pulled on my orange knee socks and went into the dark hallway that was before me.

I turned on my whale shaped flashlight to light the way. as I walked, my knee socks were getting lower and I had to pull them up. I was starting to get annoyed and bored, so I started whistling a tune.

"Do di do di I'm going to have a heart attack[insert music note here] and stuuuuuuffff do di do do"

Piggums looked up at me.

"Ello" said a voice I recognized but couldn't put my finger on it. I looked around, clearly confused. It sounds like it came from the hall to the right, so I advanced toward it. It seemed like hours like I was endlessly walking. My throat was sore and I was tired. I called out to whatever said hello to me.

"Hello? Are u that guy from the condom shop? Are u stalking me?"

I heard no response but echoes in the darkness. I walked on. In my past years going to that condom shop, I rescued a chimp from being raped by one of the workers, a chicken named Bobby. I suspected him to be the one because he stalked me since he got let out of prison. He is also British.