When I awoke, I was tied to a chair in what looked to be a cathedral. I looked around and noticed something different. All the god paintings and statues were replaced with pictures of Bobby. I was scared as hell. I tried to untie my bindings, but they were too tight so I couldn't move my hands. Next, I tried moving the chair. I swayed and jumped, but I soon discovered that the chair was bolted down.
"I see you want to escape"
What the hell?
"You're scared aren't you?"
"The hell I'm not" I said.
At that moment, the doors to the cathedral burst open, and In came a coyote with a top hat, foaming at the mouth.
"I know you're scared now" said the coyote.
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The Moose
HumorJon- "the stuffed moose is chasing me, trying to do something to me, don't know what". This story is about a stuffed moose, hunting down a man with a pig by his side.