I pretended to be asleep, but the moose trotted over to me and started to continuously kick me. While he was kicking me, he said "get the hell up! C'mon! If you don't get up, I'm going to shove a chicken leg up your ass and then eat you." "Fine!" I said. "What are you going to do to me?" I got up and skipped across the room until I reached the other side (It's a small room). "I just want to help you get out of here" said the moose. "and my name is Jeffery." I walked over to what looked like a door and bitch slapped it. Nothing happened
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The Moose
Hài hướcJon- "the stuffed moose is chasing me, trying to do something to me, don't know what". This story is about a stuffed moose, hunting down a man with a pig by his side.
