I tried to wriggle free of my bindings while bobby just kept staring.
I finally got my hands loose, and whacked bobby in the face. He went flying and hit Fitzgerald. They both tumbled Down on the floor, and bobby said "what the hell!" I ran up the stairs leading to a naked statue of bobby and jumped on it, where I leaped to try and hitch a ride on the polka dot walrus. My fingertips slid across its stomach, and I tumbled down to the floor like an idiot.
"Ha you fool. The walrus is forever slippery," Said Bobby.
I ran up to to Bobby and kicked him in the face, causing him to fall to the floor once again.
I Swiftly jumped like some kind of expert and grabbed on to one of the walrus' tusks. The walrus started to float away and I said,
"So long suckers! Try to suck mine now
YOU ARE READING
The Moose
HumorJon- "the stuffed moose is chasing me, trying to do something to me, don't know what". This story is about a stuffed moose, hunting down a man with a pig by his side.
