"I've never given a blow job to a human before," said Fitzgerald.
Just then, the doors to the Cathedral slammed open once again, and in came Bobby. "I SAID I WAS GOING TO GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB,"
Said Bobby. "Sorry sir" said Fitzgerald.
"NOW, PREPARE FOR A SIGHT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!"
Said Bobby.
The Cathedral roof opened up, and I saw a majestic, magnificent, and most of all, brilliant looking polka dot walrus floating in the sky. "What the fuck," I said. And to my surprise, Bobby jumped on me, ripped off my pants, and stared. "How wonderful," said Bobby. "It's so large."
I attempted to slap slap him in the face but remember my hands were tied to the chair, so I couldn't move.
YOU ARE READING
The Moose
HumorJon- "the stuffed moose is chasing me, trying to do something to me, don't know what". This story is about a stuffed moose, hunting down a man with a pig by his side.
