The coyote slinked over to me and slapped me in the jaw.
"Duuuu yauuu wanttttt me to gaaaaveee yauuu Rabies??
"Not really" I said.
That coyote looked like it wanted to give me a blow job. In short, I was scared as hell. I didn't want to be raped! I wonder if the Coyote is one of Bobby's comrades. He probably is since he's in 'Bobby's cathedral'.
"What's your deal?" I asked.
"I have no Deal." Said the coyote sarcastically. The Coyote advanced toward me, and I stared to tremble. He might have AIDS. I thought it was the end of my sex days.
"What's your name anyway?" I asked the rapist of a Coyote.
"It's Fitzgerald" He said.
He licked his lips. And said,
"I've never given a blow job to a human before."
"But it must be fun"
YOU ARE READING
The Moose
HumorJon- "the stuffed moose is chasing me, trying to do something to me, don't know what". This story is about a stuffed moose, hunting down a man with a pig by his side.
