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Scary-oke{Part.5}

‼️Warning- mentioning of heads exploding.

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Stan: "I'm not an idiot, Dipper! Of course this town is weird! And the one thing I know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous!" A zombie's hand breaks through the door. The group backs into the center of the room.

Stan: "...I've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it. To try to protect you from it!"

A zombie breaks through the window. Stan punches it and watches it fall to the ground, where a crowd of zombies is staring up at the Shack and more ore start crawling up the outside walls.

Stan: "Looks like I didn't lie well enough..."

Mabel: "What do we do, what do we do...?"

Dipper: "Well, normally the journal would help us, but there's nothing in there about defeating zombies!" He paced around the room and soon came to a stop a black light, and it glows on the journal, revealing glowing text.

Dipper: "It's hopeless!"

[Y/N]: "Wait look! The text is glowing in the black light!"

Dipper: "What...?" He flips through the journal, while the others watch him.

The pages are covered with previously hidden notes.

Dipper: "All this time I thought I knew all the journal's secrets, but they're written in some kind of invisible ink!"

Stan: "Invisible ink...?"

Dipper: "This is it! Zombies have a weakness! Previously thought to be invincible, their skulls can be shattered by a perfect four part harmony..."

Dipper: "Four part harmony, how can we create that? I have a naturally high-pitched scream...?

Stan: "I can make noises with my body?Sometimes intentionally..." He said.

Mabel: "Boys, boys. I think you're both missing the obvious solution..."

[Y/N]: "...and what's that...?"

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Zombies were everywhere and were now crowding the Mystery Shack from outside.

They wander through the gift shop, when a noise comes from a microphone.

Mabel: "Hello? Hello? Is this thing on...?" She said through the microphone.

The zombies start walking outside and Soos walks through the living room.

Soos: "Ooh, Gossiping Housewives is on!" He gasped as he saw the TV now playing the show.

He sits to watch and a zombie calls for him from outside.

Soos: "Eh, I already sat down..."

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The zombies gather outside. The group are now on the roof awning, each holding a microphone.

Mabel. "Zombies and gentlemen! I'm Mabel, they're Dipper, [Y/N] and Stan, and together we're Love Patrol Alpha!"

Dipper: "I never agreed to that name..."

[Y/N]: "Same here..."

Mabel: "Hit it!" She says and a song known as 'Taking Over Midnight' starts playing.

Stan: "Uh, Mabel, our lives may not be worth this..." He said while looking at the lyrics.

Dipper: "♪Friday night, and we're gonna party 'til dawn. Don't worry, Daddy...♪" He questioningly sang and then covers his mic