⚠️The Golf War⚠️

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At the Mystery Shack. [Y/N] and Dipper were busy talking about their current relationship and all that jazz.

(Idk anymore, I've never been in a relationship with someone at all. To lazy to research or whatever as well)

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

They were sitting on the couch watching television and sharing a ball cereal, with Waddles and Biscuit sitting beside them.

Stan then enters with a pan with a pancake.

Stan: "Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em..."

[Y/N]: "Ew..." Muttered, with his mouth full of cereal.

Dipper: "Pass..."

Mabel then bursts through the door giddily with a newspaper in hand.

Mabel: "It's here!" She yells and runs around and screams.

Mabel: "Aaah! Oh, it's here! It's here, it's here! I've been waiting all morning and it's finally here! The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article about summer fashion tips for squirrels. My picture is gonna be in the newspaper! Check it!" She shows everyone a view of the newspaper.

Stan: "Pacifica Northwest declares v-neck the look of the season! What am I looking at here...?"

Mabel: "Woah, woah,WHAT?!" She looks at the newspaper for herself.

The newspaper reads 'GREATEST THING OF THE SUMMER!',and shows a portrait of Pacifica Northwest, with the caption 'PACIFICA NORTHWEST'.

Dipper: "Looks like someone bought their way to the front page..." He said as he looked at the paper.

Stan: "Is it legal for a child to wear that much make-up...?"

[Y/N]: "If not, it is now..."

Mabel:"Ugh, Pacifica! She always ruins everything!"

Dipper: "Aw, cheer up Mabel! I mean, no one even reads newspapers anymore..." He reassured his sister and Soos walks in.

Soos: "Dudes! V-neck season is upon us! Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve? I'm taking it one step further..." He holds up a pair of scissors and a marker.

Soos: "...with a w-neck..." He draws a construction line for a 'w' and cuts along the lines.

Soos: "...must... follow... newspaper......"

Mabel glumly runs over to the nearby table and furiously pours herself a glass of orange juice, which she gulps down.

Mabel: "Aack! I need something to get my mind off this..."

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