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The Golf War{Part.4}

French Lilliputtian: "No! Give us ze sticker!"

Miner Lilliputtians: "The miners! Give it to the miners!"

The Lilliputtians all clamor, pressuring Mabel, until she screams.

Mabel: "ENOUGH!" The Lilliputtians look at her and one peeks out of the duck's beak.

Mabel: "No one gets the sticker!"

French Lilliputtian: "Sacre booo!"

All the Lilliputtians then 'boo!' at her.

Mabel: "No, no. Nuh-uh...No booing-stop, no! No one gets the sticker cuz you're all being jerks! I mean, why can't you all just get along...?"

Dutch Lilliputtian: "Because we hate each other..."

Lead Pirate Lilliputtian: "That's kind of how rivalries work, lass..."

Mabel: "Well then, maybe... maybe rivalries are dumb. Maybe you don't settle them with petty competitions. Maybe the only way to be 'da best' is by ending the fighting and working together!" She rips off the sticker and eats it angrily.

The Lilliputtians gasp and converse.

Dutch Lilliputtian: "It's all so clear......"

Franz: "...if we work together......"

Lead Pirate Lilliputtian: "...then we can cut open her belly and get the sticker!" All cheer and rush forward.

French Lilliputtian: "Get ze girl! Slice her open!"

Mabel: "Uh, you guys aren't appreciating the lesson here!"

A lever is pulled near Pacifica, and she starts being pulled toward the whirring blades of the windmill and screams in fear.

Dipper: "We gotta get out of here!"

[Y/N]: "Yeah! Let's go!"

Mabel: "I have to save Pacifica first!" She climbs a lamp post, followed by the swarm of Lilliputtians.

She swings along a chain of lights and lands by the windmill, evading the golf pencil spears thrown by the crowd.

Sergei: "Ah, Mister [Y/N]! Mister Dipper! Нет, нет!" He said as he was about to fall off the plank.

Dipper: "Don't freak out, man!"

[Y/N]: "The water's shallow! There's literally no way to drown!"

Sergei then falls in face first in the water.

Dipper: "Seriously...?"

[Y/N]: "Absolute brainlet..."

⚠️{Mabel's POV}

Pacifica: "Ugh, took you long enough, And watch the earrings. They're worth more than your house..." She complained as I began untying her.

'I think I'm starting to reconsider this...'

Mabel: "You know, on second thought, maybe I won't untie you..."

Pacifica: "Untie me! Untie me!" She begged.

Mabel: "That's what I thought..." I pull Pacifica free and grab a golf club.

Lead Pirate Lilliputtian: "We have you at miniature pencil point! There's no way around us!"

Mabel: "You ready to putt...?"

Pacifica: "Way ahead of you..." She grabs her club and we start swinging at the Lilliputtians.

Pacifica: "You know, you're actually not that terrible. A little rusty, but—"

Mabel: "Just shut up and putt!"