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Roadside Attraction{Part.4}

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Stan and Darlene move to sit at a bench near the Giant Spider Forest.

Darlene: "Oh, are you sure you wanna go this deep into the forest? It's so scaaary..."

Stan: "Heh, don't worry, toots...." He puts arm around Darlene.

Stan: "That spider people stuff is just an urban legend. I can't believe people fall for it..."

Darlene: "You're so brave..."

Stan: "What can I say? I'm a real catch..."

Darlene: "Yes..." She blinks as her eyes turn black and her voice distorts.

Darlene: "The catch of the day..."

Darlene changes in size, stopping on a giant statue of a spider.

Stan: "Uh, I think your contacts fell out—" He screams.

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Back to the Mystery Mountain entrance. Dipper and [Y/N] walk up to the information stand.

Dipper: "Uh, have you seen an old guy around here? Uh, big ears, orange nose, a real know-it-all...?"

The Mystery Mountain Worker points to a Fire Retardant Raccoon animatronic.

Fire Retardant Raccoon then screams as the Flame Retardant Raccoon says: don't hug forest fires.
The two boys continue walking and soon hear a static from Dipper's walkie-talkie and he takes it out.

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan?!"

Stan: "Heeey, buddy boy. So remember how we were talking about my technique? Well, sometimes it leads to unexpected consequences..."

Dipper: "Well yeah, but where are you...?"

Stan: "The good news is, I've solved the mystery of where Oregon's mummies come from. The bad news is......"

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Stan was in a cave, trapped in spider silk and hanging from the ceiling right-side up. He has the walkie-talkie lodged in-between his shoulder and his head.

Stan: "...I'm about to become one. Turns out Darlene is one of those spider people. But beyond that, the date's been okay..."

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Dipper: "Wait, wait, wait. Darlene's a spider person?!"

[Y/N]: "How is that possible...?"

Stan: "I don't know. One minute we're having the perfect date, and the next minute she's growing extra legs and encasing me in webbing. Women, right...?"

Dipper: "You couldn't tell she was a spider?!"

Stan: "I was blinded by flattery! Also, this acid she spit in my face. I'm up the mountain at Widow's Peak..."

Dipper: "Alright, I'm gonna find you along with [Y/N]. Stay put!"

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Stan: "...You got it...."

Darlene shoots a string of webbing at Stan's walkie-talkie, bringing it to her. She walks toward Stan, half-spider in appearance.

Darlene: "Ah, aaaah! Trying to escape...?" She throws walkie-talkie, breaking it.