Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons{Part.3}

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⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan: "Oh, what, fifty magical dwarf dollars...?"

Ford: "Don't mock our fantastical monetary system!"

Stan: "I'll mock all I want, it's my TV room!"

Ford: "It's my house, you......" He sighs.

Ford: "Listen, Stanley, did it ever occur to you to if you joined us you might actually have fun...?"

Stan: "What? Now you listen to me!" He takes Ford's bag.

Stan: "As long as I live I will never......"

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan, wait!"

Stan: "...ever......"

Ford: "Stanley!"

Stan: "Play your smartypants nerd game!" He throws the bag to the floor, and the infinity sided dice rolls out.

Ford: "No!"

Four Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons characters appear.

Probabilitor: "Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and..." He rolls a dice.

Probabilitor: "...snivel! I am Probabilitor! The greatest wizard in all of mathology! Give or take an error of 0.4..."

Stan: "Eh, is this normal...?"

Dipper: "Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime because we're the smartest players you've ever met...?"

Probabilitor: "You are the smartest players I've ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence. It's what I do..."

Ogre: "It's his thing..."

Dipper: "What?!"

Probabilitor: "Seize them!" He ordered and Ford takes out a gun.

Ford: "Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!"

Probabilitor: "Math ray!" He shoots a hole through the wall.

Probabilitor: "I'm not here to play games!" He grabs Ford and Dipper and flies out, followed by the other characters.

Probabilitor: "Now to the forest, for the ultimate game!"

Grenda: "So, the room's free now. Who wants to watch Duck-tective..?" She squeaks a Duck-tective toy.

Grenda: "Nobody? More couch for Grenda!"

⚠️Timeskip⚠️

Mabel: "Oh no! That crazy wizard is going to eat our brothers' brains! We have to stop 'em!"

[Y/N]: "Yeah! We gotta go now!"

Stan: "Eh, maybe let 'em get a couple bites in Ford's brain first. Even things out smartness-wise..."

Mabel: "Grunkle Stan!"

Stan: "Alright, alright. I guess if we have no other choice, we'll go on a......" He sighs.

Stan: "...epic wizard quest..."

Mabel, [Y/N] & Grenda: "YAAAAYY!!"

Stan: "Everyone grab a weapon..."

Stan finds a bat in the couch cushion, Mabel takes a rake, [Y/N] grabs a metal pipe and Grenda lifts up a chair.

Grenda: "Heh. Nice!"

Mabel: "We're coming for you, Dipper! And Great uncle Ford! And possibly that hot elf, if he's got anything to do with this..." She shouted and the group ran off into the forest.

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