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Weirdmageddon2: Escape From Reality{Pt.2}

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Dipper: "You did what...?"

Mabel: "Look, after you said you wouldn't come back home with me at the end of the summer for your 'apprenticeship', I wanted to hide in my sweater forever. But then I woke up in a place that gives me exactly what I wanted: an endless summer where I never have to grow up! Here the sun shines all day, the party never ends, and now that you guys are here, it's finally perfect!"

Dipper: "Listen, Mabel, we're not here to party. All of this is crazy!"

[Y/N]: "Exactly! We gotta leave this place!"

Mabel: "Ugghh. I figured you two might say something like that. That's why I prepared a backup mystery couple with a more supportive attitude..."

Dippy Fresh rides in on a skateboard while he's carrying Cordial [Y/N].

Dippy Fresh: "Wohoho!" He puts his lover down and high fives Mabel.

Dipper: "Yeah! Wiggity-wiggity-what's up, dude-bros? I'm Dippy Fresh! I like skateboarding, my lover Cordial [Y/N], supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! Hup!" He holds up his hand while Cordial [Y/N] holds out his hand for a hand shake.

Unbeknownst to Mabel, [Y/N] stares at her with pure dread and distaste.

Soos: "Oh! Don't mind if I—"

Dipper clears his throat.

Soos: "I'm sorry, I can't leave him hanging! Yus!" He high fives Dippy Fresh and shakes Cordial [Y/N]'s hand.

Dipper: "You're dead to me, Soos..."

[Y/N]: "Yes, you're twelve feet under..."

Mabel: "Trust me, you guys are gonna love it here. This world always knows what you want. Sometimes even before you do!" A chinchilla drops into her arms.

Mabel: "Apparently I wanted a chinchilla! Right again, Mabeland!"

Dipper: "Mabel, listen to yourself. This is crazy! I'm sorry about our fight, and I'm sorry things aren't great right now but that doesn't mean you can just stay in here forever!"

[Y/N]: "Yeah!"

Dippy Fresh: "Hey, take a chill pill!"

Cordial [Y/N]: "Those grow on trees here!"

Dipper: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, DIPPY FRESH! CORDIAL [Y/N]!!"

Soos: "Dude, calm down; the Mabel and couple didn't do anything to you, dawg..."

Dipper growls at Dippy Fresh as [Y/N] glared at the other [Y/N].

Mabel: "I know it sounds too good to be true, but just give this place a chance! Mabeland knows just what you want and always provides!" She claps her hands and Dipper, [Y/N], Soos and Wendy's clothes go back to normal

. A flying hamburger goes up to Soos and he bites it.

Soos: "Pudding center. Nice!"

Wendy: "Uh, actually, Mabel, I'm with Dipper and [Y/N] on this. Gravity Falls is in trouble and I really think—"

A horn honk I'd heard and Thomson drives up with Wendy's friends in a monster truck.

Thompson, Tambry, Lee and Nate: "Wendy!"

Wendy: "Wha—guys? You're safe!"

Lee: "We've got a monster truck full of fireworks, fake IDs, and pranking supplies..."