Ehem. So, welcome to CRACKSHOTS :D As you may have seen, this, will not be a story based book, this is a book with random shit that had happened in my life (( OR OTHERS )). Please enjoy <3
EHEM EHEM AND A HUSH FELL OVER THE CROWD
one of my friends: But we aren't a crowddd
me: HAH GOTTEM
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What's your least favorite DreamSMP ship?
random dude I met: Uh anything with Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo, or anything with Purpled..
me: FUCKING DREAMNAP AND DRUNDY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAHHHHH ANYTHING WITH DREAM THATS NOT DREAMNOTFOUND. GEORGE NEEDS HIS MANS
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What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
literally every mother fucking kid there:
HKDNSKALSNDUSKSLANUEQOWSDNDKALWPWNANDMDOWUDNLDNDJ
*random nonsense*
concellers:
SHUT UPP FOR NO MORE SNACKS
also all the kids:
We are shut. so so very shut
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she looks so sexy with your hat on
me: ikrr 😩😩😩
my friend with the hat on: yo wtf??
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Random bitch: Hey so uh- I haven't worn this sweater in a long time and I found this flower.. I was wondering if you wanted it?
(flirt 100)
me: Uh. Yeah sure?
(I have a girlfriend dumbass >:D)
my friend: AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HAANSKSNAJSKLASAA
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random dude sitting next to the dumbass: Hey _____ wants to give this to you.
flower: is dead
my friend: mhm simp.
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Yoooo first crackshot >:D hope you enjoyed <3
