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Random person: I'm so ugly
Random persons friend: me too
My friend: Really? I'm adorable
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Random girl: Oh NO! My HAIR! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?!!
Her friend: *cough*
Me: I mean, coming from a gay persons perspective, your hair looks great.
My friend: Wtf girl, you really know how to make things awkward?
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My brother: LET'S PLAY THE EXPLICIT VERSION :DD
Every fucking teacher: NO
Me: YES
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Short. Short. btw, you can send me random crack you have happened in your life <3 Love you allllll <333
