Hot dog grease

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Clarification. These are not my crack-shots, they are from @DNF_1s_PoGC1amp's life, keep that in mind :D

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So, I was watching TV in my living room and I heard the microwave beep, and me being the amazing, kind human being I am, I went to go open it. But when I opened it..

I saw...





































a container. oh wow. omg so special, so unique. 


((jk jk I felt like it))

But when I picked it up, it was SO FUCKING HEAVY. LIKE HOW??? 

IT WAS HOTDOG GREASE 👏👏👏👏

I DROPPED IT. ON MY FACE, and I got a 1 degree burn on my face and a 2 degree burn on my arm😎

so so, the police came, and thought my sister had gotten hurt, like guys.. okay she was depressed but.. shes not the one that was hit by a container of hot ass hot dog grease, like Blake Shelton who? Think we got a new winner here 🙄🙄

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