Me, my brothers my cousin and my father in the car driving home from Black Widow (Really good movie go watch it as soon as possible):
Me: "So, you want Bob to come outside. Problem here is, Bob is an inside person, so how do you get him out? Dissemble his computer-"
My brother: "Wait your gonna brake my computer?"
*ignored*
Me: "-and throw it outside. Then go tell Bob to go outside because someone put his computer outside. Then Bob will go 'Where did my computer go? I wanted to play fortnite..' so he walks outside, and gets arrested by police because he's a dumb bitch :D"
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Me: "I can see your book from here"
My brother: "But you can't read it."
Me: "Well no, all I see is squiggly lines. But I can GUESS what its about."
My cousin: "Oh?"
Me: "Chapter 15. As John walked inside, he noticed three things, his dead boyfriend laying on the floor, two people eating his dead boyfriends body, he hopes they aren't cannibals, because their here, and he's here-"
My brother: "YOU SAID 'his dead boyfriend" LIKE IT WAS AN EVERYDAY THING"
Me: "Well it is. Anyway-"
My dad: "Alright no. Enough of this."
We all ended up laughing.
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