Diana (Urban Fiction)

XVI

"Awe shit y'all, big bro in love!" Tyrek began patting me on the back.

"About fucking time, you know, don't nobody fall in love faster than military niggas, lesbians, and drug dealers." Reggie shook his head.

"Shut up bitch before I bring up Semére." I waved him off.

"Aye bro, she not returning a nigga calls and shit, I feel like a light skinned nigga."

"That's because beneath all that M'baku face ass nigga, you really a Drake ass nigga." Tyrek joked. "Cups full of Rosé, bitches in my old phone," he started singing Marvin's Room, causing Reggie to playfully punch him in the chest.

"Aye bitch! You know you heavy handed!" He rubbed his chest, causing me to crack up.

"Y'all chill, we got one more drop to make by 65th and King and we'll go drop this food off to ma."

"We'll make this shit quick, you know with ma being chief of surgery she need her food ASAP. She could be called in an appendix removal thingy at any time."

"A wha... nigga an appendectomy?" I scrunched up my face and turned back  to face Tyrek.

Reggie shook his head. "No way this man is this dumb and on the basketball team. Don't they have a certain GPA to do sports anyway?"

"2.5 and for y'all niggas information, I have a 2.984. I can round that up to a 3.0 if  I wanted to.

"That's mainly because you've been letting that Malaysian bundles female you've been hittin' lately do your homework. By the way, how is she?"

"Chill. I've really haven't been kickin' with her since the whole brunch thing last month, Shamika tryna beat her face in and shit. Now Amos' cousin Royale-"

"Shamika did what?" Reggie yelled.

"Oh shit, my bad pops, you ain't know. I'm lying that never happened." Tyrek tried to recover his steps.

"Tyrek get ya lame ass out the car and deliver the product in the back to my friend Louis up there on the corner and stop dry snitching." I waved him off.

"Sure boss." He rolled his eyes and hopped out the car.

With Tyrek finally out the car and out my business, I could finally exhale and talk to Reggie about his life.

"So yeah Reggie, you plan on hitting up Semére at all?"

He sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "I'm supposed to see her later tonight, but I just got my dick sucked last night so-." 

"Nigga that's sick, you've been tryna settle down and get your shit together longer than me. I mean you already had to take in Shamika sooner than you needed to."

"Shit you acting like you ain't ever had to get your dick wet, and speaking of her fast ass, I need for her to stay at y'all place for the weekend."

"Nigga what? Shamika is a senior in high school  the fuck she need a babysitter for?"

"Because bro I don't want her fucking up my house while I'm gone. Them Italian niggas we do business with called me to do an inside job for them in Jersey."

"When the fuck was you gon tell me?"

"Now." He laughed it off but quit laughing when he saw that I was serious.

"We haven't been doing business with them that long to be doing solo shit like how we do with Louis. Imma send Tyrek with you."

"Man what? He's a baby in this shit, why can't you go with me?"