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Claude: *Pulls out a pic of Diana* Shawty a lil baddie. She my lil boo thang

Athy: Mofo that's my Mami.

Claude:. . . .

Athy: *Pulls pistol out*

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Jeannette: Hold on, girls gotta take her time getting pretty. You think all this was an accident✨

Penelope: Yes. Yes you were

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*bug dies from lamp*

Estelle: Mommy, what's that machine doing?

Athy: Well, it's taking care of the bugs

Estelle: Where do the bugs go?

Cassim: Hell

Athy:*Glears at Cassim*  Your not supposed to say that

Cassim: Oh I'm sorry not Hell, Mexico

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Roger: Tell me son. Do you trust me

Ijekiel: Yes *Falls*

Roger: *Lets Ijekiel fall* Rule number one, never trust anyone.

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Cassim: Why are they call Cowboys when they ride horses. They should be called horseboys.

Athy: *Laying in bed* How the hell did you get in my room

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Hana: I remember when I was younger I promised myself if I didn't find something to live for by the age of 30 I would be a serial killer.

Cec: . . . .

Lily: Well how old are you, I'm getting nerves.

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Jeannette: How much allowance did you get per week?

Athy: I was allowed to live bitch

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