"You know I hate you right?" I grumped as Vinnie washed the dishes.
He chuckled looking back at me for a second.
"And why is that my love?"
"Because your ass is bigger than mine, you eyelashes are longer than mine, your fucking eyebrows are better than mine" I starred him down. "Like what the fuck you. It's either you hogged god or that son of the world is picking favourites"
Vinnie burst out laughed turning around. "What you mean y/n"
"Nigga don't even start" I rolled my eyes. "Acting like you don't know your fucking hot"
"But Bebe-"
"Dont but bebe me, with you perfect ass" I cut him off. Honest to god I'm in a mood. But what the fuck why he so bloody pretty I feel like shrek standing next to Fiona. IM SHREK.
He slid his arms on the side of my butt resting his arms on my thigh, a grin on his face as he squeezed.
He looked at me visible trying to be serious so he kissed my lip to hide his twitching one.
He shrieked on my lips and laughed harder. "Vinnie fam. You spat on me" I pushed him away.
"Ba-baby. I don't even know what to say to that"
"What about sorry" I said going back serious.
"For what being myself. I can help that I'm irresistible to the human kind. If you look closely I have a scar on my head from falling out of heaven" he laughed louder, clutching his stomach.
"Oh fuck off" I could help but join in as he hugged me and we rocked from side to side.
"My love you are to most beautiful woman I've ever met eyes upon" his lips met mine once again.
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