The Do's And Don'ts Of Falling In Love - Larry Stylinson

13: Up

1. INT. HARRY'S ROOM - DAWN

LOUIS: (spooning Harry, petting his hair, whisper-yelling) "Psst. Hazza." (Harry doesn't respond, he's still asleep, Louis starts petting him more aggressively, louder) "Harold. Frogboy! Wake up."

HARRY: (drowsy) "No..."

LOUIS: "Yes. Wake up now or you get tickled all day. Yes. It's a threat."

HARRY: "What are you doing?"

LOUIS: "Petting you." (continues to pet Harry violently) "Pet pet, pretty frog boy."

HARRY: (pained) "That's not petting...it hurts."

LOUIS: "Hush. I am great at petting, one of my many qualities actually."

HARRY: "Lou...You're pulling my hair."

LOUIS: "No, I'm not. Pet, pet." (accidentally pulls out a lock of hair)

HARRY: "Owie, owie... Louis..." (Louis doesn't stop) "Lou, stop it please, I'm up. I'm wide awake, no more petting."

LOUIS: (smirks) "Oh yes, this pretty little kitty should always have someone pet him."

HARRY: (laughs) "Lou, please..."

LOUIS: "I only stop when kitty says that he likes it. Tell me you like it."

HARRY: (in-between laughter) "I like it! It hurts... But I like it! I promise! Please, stop--"

LOUIS: (stops petting, turns around) "Oh, kitty is kinky, huh? Who would've thought?"

HARRY: "Louis!"

LOUIS: (with a cheeky smirk) "Harold."

HARRY: "You know that's not my name, right?"

LOUIS: "Harold? It is your name. Harold, Harry for short. Like myself for example, my name is Louis, without the s."

HARRY: "That's not the same thing."

LOUIS: "Sure it is! Harold is your name."

HARRY: (sheepish) "My name is Harry..."

LOUIS: "You sure?"

HARRY: "Very."

LOUIS: "Your name is Harry?"

HARRY: "Just."

LOUIS: (frowns) "Doesn't have the same ring to it. But... I guess I'll have to adapt." (after a brief pause) "Say, Harry, are you by any chance ticklish?"

HARRY: (literally jumps out of bed) "Nope, no, no. I'm very much awake."

LOUIS: (smirking) "Are you sure about that?"

HARRY: "Yes." (lower, mumbling) "And I should probably go now before something else wakes up too."

LOUIS: "Huh?"

HARRY: (shakes his head, smiles) "Nothing, just said I was hungry."

LOUIS: (oblivious) "Ah, same." (laughs) "We should probably call Niall over, he's like... addicted to food. Always eating. Literally." (tilts his head sideways) "Now that I think about it, have I ever seen him without food in his hands? Have you?"

HARRY: "I don't know, I haven't noticed."

LOUIS: (supposed to be a joke, comes out mean) "Right, I forgot you have no friends."