Obey Me x Reader (Oneshots and Scenarios)

[3] They turn into animals

(Sorry for not existing for a couple of weeks, I've been getting multiple assignments recently and they're not small, I'm talking essays over 1000 words and such, it probably doesn't sound like a lot but when you have to do about 5 essays, it kinda adds up, also these aren't highschool assignments so they expect me to be smart.....

I also have exams next month so I gotta study too, because of that, uploads will be a bit slower but I'm still gonna be writing cause it relieves stress. Enough of me yapping now let's get on with the scenarios!)

Asmodeus 

Your POV 

"MC darling!~" My door flies open without warning, making me drop my D.D.D on my face in shock. "Ow what the hell Asmo, learn to knock!" I said with an irritated tone while rubbing my face, he didn't seem to notice and just jumped into bed with me. "Look what I have.~" He says in a sing song voice, I looked at what he was holding. "Animal crackers?" I asked. "Yes! This is a new flavor! You like this brand right? You look so happy when you eat new snacks with Beel and I can't help but feel a little jealous." He explains with a little pout.

"Uhm that's cute and all but.... I don't know how to feel about eating something that has 'WARNING' written in bold, did you read it?" I ask. "Nope.~" He says before opening the pack, ignoring the warning label completely. "Asmo no! You shouldn't eat it yet, let me read the warning-" Before I could finish my sentence, he chucks a cracker in his mouth. "See? Nothing happened, you should try it too! It tastes really good-" A poof of smoke appears around Asmo.

I wave my hand around, trying to get rid of the smoke, when it disappears, it wasn't Asmo sitting next to me but a macaw, it looks at me and makes a squak noise. "What the hell? Where's the pack." I say before looking around my bed for the animal crackers, once I find it, I read the warning out loud, I then looked at the macaw. "It turns you into an animal huh... And it lasts around 4 hours." I say. "Oh." I heard him say. "That's right, you can still somewhat talk. Well you're gonna be like that for a couple of hours, what are you gonna do?" I ask.

"Fashion show." He says. "What? You do realize that you're a bird right? You can't exactly wear your clothes, their too big for you at the moment." I said but he didn't budge, if Asmo wants a fashion show, he will have one no matter what he is and that's exactly what happened. I took him to his room and he started going through a bunch of accessories, the fashion show was him wearing things like necklaces and rings were used as crowns.

"I WANT FABULOUS, THAT IS MY SIMPLE REQUEST, ALL THINGS FABULOUS, BIGGER AND BETTER AND BEST, I NEED SOMETHING INSPIRING TO HELP ME GET ALONG, I NEED A LITTLE FABULOUS, IS THAT SO WRONG?!" He sings loudly while strutting around his room wearing a necklace that matches his feathers and a mini pair of shades that I didn't know he had. The door opened to reveal Lucifer, he did not look happy.

"What is all that noise, it's been going on for hours-" "FAAAAAABULOUS! I WANT FAAAAAAABULOUS!" Asmo continues singing the lyrics loudly, not even noticing that Lucifer was in the room. ".... Why is there a macaw in here?" He asks sternly, I explained the situation to him and he places his forehead in his hand while Asmo still doesn't notice him in the room and continues to shout lyrics.

"BUY ME PRADA! BALENCIAGA! LOVE THE DRAMA! LET'S GO BAHAMAS!" "ASMODEUS." Lucifer yells, Asmo screams while flailing his wings everywhere, he kind of just sounded like someone was beating a parrot. "Ugh shut up Asmo." I said as I cover my ears. A puff of smoke engulfed Asmo like before but smaller, the smoke disappeared and Asmo was back to normal. "Lucifer you scared me!" Asmo exclaims while placing his hand on his chest.

"Pfft, Luci is powerful, all he had to do was yell and Asmo went back to normal." I said. "Do not call me that. Now that things are back to normal, you will be quiet or I will hang you upside down with Mammon, do I make myself clear Asmodeus." Lucifer said. "Eek! Yes Lucifer!" Asmo responds before Lucifer leaves. "Well now that he's gone, do you wanna have some fun- where are you going?!" He asks as I run towards the door. "To my room! Deal with your horniness on your own!" I said before leaving.

Belphegor 

I leave my room to go to the twins' room, Beel sent me a text to come over as soon as possible, he's not normally so worried unless it's about Belphie which made me worried. I knock on the door before entering, Beel looked over at me. "MC, you're here, Belphie needs help." Beel said in a sad tone. "What happened to him? Is he alright? Where is he?" I ask. "I had bought some animal crackers for him to try, it was a new flavor so I thought he might like it, I was right cause he ate the whole pack in minutes but then a puff of smoke appeared around him and..." 

"And what?" I ask, becoming more worried since Belphie was nowhere to be seen. "He turned into a sloth." Beel finished. "He... He what?" I ask, still processing the information, a sloth? Beel pointed at Belphie's bed that was empty.... Wait, it's not empty, there's a lump under the covers and I could've sworn I saw it move, I hesitantly pulled the covers away to reveal a sloth fast asleep on the bed.

".... Belphie?" I said, the sloth stretched before opening its eyes, a yawn escaping its mouth before looking at me. "Awww that was so cute, you make a cute sloth Belphie." I say before petting his head, he crawls closer to me and climbs onto me before falling asleep again, I held him up before he fell down, I then looked at Beel. "As adorable as he is, we should find out how to get him back to normal, do you know where the pack is? For the animal crackers." Beel looks around the floor for it.

"It had slipped out of his hands when he turned so it should be somewhere on the floor.... Oh I found it, here." He hands me the pack, a giant 'WARNING' written in bold catches my eye. ".... Did you two read the warning?" I ask. "What warning?" Beel asks with a confused look, I point it out on the pack and he reads it. "Eating these crackers will turn you into an animal for up to four hours before wearing off and the person will go back to normal.... Oh, that warning, I didn't even notice it." He says. "It's written in bold red and it's on the front of the pack, how did neither of you notice?" He shrugs at my question.

"Well, it already happened so... He's fine then, just a few hours before he turns back to normal." I say, just as I finish my sentence, Beel's stomach rumbles loudly. "Sorry, now that I know that there's nothing to be worried about, I'm hungry..." He says while rubbing his stomach. "It's okay Beel, go get something to eat, I'll stay and watch him until he goes back to normal." I say, Beel thanks me before running out of the room and straight to the kitchen.

I sit down with Belphie still in my arms, looking at his peaceful sleeping expression makes me feel sleepy somehow. "Hmm, I think I'll take a nap since I have nothing else to do, Belphie doesn't look like he's going to let go of me any time soon either so." I say to myself before lying down on his bed, I wrap my arms around him and slowly feel myself drift off to dreamland.

~Timeskip~ 

I stir awake at the feeling of something heavy on me, I look to see Belphie snoring softly. "Oh he's back to normal, I should go tell Beel." I say before trying to slip out of Belphie's arms, this action makes him hold me tighter. "No, you're not going anywhere, go back to sleep." He says before nuzzling his face into my neck. "But what about Beel? He'll get worried again if I don't tell him anything." I say. "Send him a message, I'm not letting you go." He says, his voice muffled from his being in my neck. 

I sighed and sent Beel a message before snuggling up to Belphie, both of us falling asleep again. Beel came in after reading our message and saw us sleeping, he smiled, happy that his twin brother was okay before going back to the kitchen.

(I think I'm gonna start writing random oneshots in between scenarios that last multiple chapters like this one, it really lowers my motivation when I have to stick to one thing for so long, I recently got a request to write a Simeon x Reader oneshot so I might do that. Okay bye!)