Incorrect Quotes ─── Dumb Justice!
CONNER: I accidentally stepped on
Erica's foot and couldn't decide on
whether or not to say i'm so sorry
or are you fucking okay?
CONNER: I panicked and yelled ARE
YOU FUCKING SORRY at her
CONNER: Now, I think Erica is still
in the bathroom crying.ERICA: this cat is not my new partner
Con, don't be ridiculous!
CONNER: then why does the cat get to
ride shotgun and I don't?DICK: I sleep with a knife under
my pillow
ARTEMIS: I sleep with my arrows
WALLY: Pathetic
ARTEMIS: what do you sleep with?
WALLY: EricaM'GANN: Come on, let's hug it out!
DICK: Who took my wallet?
ERICA: Sorry.ERICA: I lost ten pounds
ARTEMIS: Oh my god, how?
ERICA: Oh. My parents ripped my arm
off to put a fake super-prosthetic
on me in order to continue tradition!
ARTEMIS: ...WALLY: I got bit by a snake! What
do I do?
ERICA: Elevate and apply pressure!
WALLY, holding the snake: Take it
back or else.CONNER: Yes, Erica has asthma. But she
has something worse than that.
WALLY, concerned: What's that?
CONNER: It's called dumbass disease.
ERICA, in the back: I don't need one. No,
I'll be fine without a parachute.
CONNER: It's incurable.WALLY: *sneezes*
ROY, in the vent: Bless you.
WALLY: God?WALLY: I'm asking you for permission
to date your best friend.
CONNER: What is this, the dark ages?
CONNER: You know what, since you
asked, no. Beat me in a duel.ERICA: Can you do me a favor?
WALLY: I'd die for you but go ahead.DICK: What are you doing?
CONNER: Helping Erica look for the
box of cereal I ate an hour agoERICA, at 2:00 AM: Hi.
CONNER: Hi.
ERICA: I can't sleep.
CONNER: I can. Goodnight.WALLY, walking past: *hears talking*
ERICA: So, do you wanna top? I'm
usually bottom. I'm okay with switching
CONNER: I'm usually bottom. But I can
try top. We can always switch later.
ERICA: It's fun. Like a new experience.
Don't knock it till you try it!
WALLY, bursting in: ARE YOU REALLY
CHEATING—oh.
ERICA & CONNER, setting up their new
bunk bed: What?WALLY: I've been eating Peanut M&M's
in hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is
allergic to nuts, I get my revenge.
ERICA: That sentence started normal.WALLY: Hey, my parent's aren't home.
ERICA: Don't worry. They'll come back.ERICA: Wally, I love you.
WALLY: Dude, shut up! That is
awesomesauce!CONNER: I am making a documentary
about my life. I think you should play
my dad, Erica.
ERICA: I don't wanna be your dad, Con.
CONNER: Perfect. You already
know your lines.ERICA: Hi. Can I have two tickets?
MOVIE CLERK: For Romeo and Juliet?
ERICA: No, for Wally and I.WALLY: I'm not stupid, Conner. My
general knowledge is better than yours.
CONNER: How do you spell orange?
WALLY: The fruit or the color?ERICA: You bought a taco?
WALLY: Yeah.
ERICA: From the taco truck that hit
Conner?
WALLY: Well me starving ain't
gonna help him.WALLY, with his back turned: I've
been expecting you, Erica.
ERICA: How did you do that?
WALLY: Well, the first few people I
did that to were not you.DICK: Erica, truth or dare?
KALDUR: Erica cannot do dares.
DICK: What? Why not?
ERICA, using air quotes: Apparently
I have no regard for personal safety.ERICA: I trust Wally.
ROY: You think he knows what he's
doing...?
ERICA: I wouldn't go that far.M'GANN: Kill 'em with kindness!
ERICA: That's why I named my
sword kindness!ERICA: What is that?
ERICA, reading a banner: "It is your
birthday" period.
CONNER: It is a statement of fact?
ERICA: Not even an exclamation point?
CONNER: This is more professional.ERICA: How many superheroes does
it take to change a lightbulb?
ROY: More than five, apparently.
M'GANN: Oh, a joke! We're supposed
to respond, how many?
ERICA: This isn't a joke, we've been
locked in here for three hours.
KALDUR, rocking back and forth: I
made the right choice by staying here, I
made the right choice by—CONNER: Hey.
ERICA: Hey.
CONNER: How's your night going?
ERICA: My what?
CONNER: Night.
ERICA: Oh, goodnight!WALLY: I JUST MACED MY
OWN FACE
ERICA: This is the best I have ever
woken up to!ERICA: DRUNK CANOEING!
KALDUR: Please text if you survive.
*FIVE HOURS LATER*
ERICA: LAND HO, BITCH!KORA: Why were you called The Hand?
It's a full arm you are missing.
ERICA: After my parents severed my
arm off, I never questioned the name.emma speaks.
fyi this will be added to often LOL
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