DUMB JUSTICE!

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  CONNER: I accidentally stepped on
  Erica's foot and couldn't decide on
  whether or not to say i'm so sorry
  or are you fucking okay?
  CONNER: I panicked and yelled ARE
  YOU FUCKING SORRY at her
  CONNER: Now, I think Erica is still
  in the bathroom crying.

  ERICA: this cat is not my new partner
  Con, don't be ridiculous!
  CONNER: then why does the cat get to
  ride shotgun and I don't?

  DICK: I sleep with a knife under
  my pillow
  ARTEMIS: I sleep with my arrows
  WALLY: Pathetic
  ARTEMIS: what do you sleep with?
  WALLY: Erica

  M'GANN: Come on, let's hug it out!
  DICK: Who took my wallet?
  ERICA: Sorry.

  ERICA: I lost ten pounds
  ARTEMIS: Oh my god, how?
  ERICA: Oh. My parents ripped my arm
  off to put a fake super-prosthetic
  on me in order to continue tradition!
  ARTEMIS: ...

  WALLY: I got bit by a snake! What
  do I do?
  ERICA: Elevate and apply pressure!
  WALLY, holding the snake: Take it
  back or else.

  CONNER: Yes, Erica has asthma. But she
  has something worse than that.
  WALLY, concerned: What's that?
  CONNER: It's called dumbass disease.
  ERICA, in the back: I don't need one. No,
  I'll be fine without a parachute.
  CONNER: It's incurable.

  WALLY: *sneezes*
  ROY, in the vent: Bless you.
  WALLY: God?

  WALLY: I'm asking you for permission
  to date your best friend.
  CONNER: What is this, the dark ages?
  CONNER: You know what, since you
  asked, no. Beat me in a duel.

  ERICA: Can you do me a favor?
  WALLY: I'd die for you but go ahead.

  DICK: What are you doing?
  CONNER: Helping Erica look for the
  box of cereal I ate an hour ago

  ERICA, at 2:00 AM: Hi.
  CONNER: Hi.
  ERICA: I can't sleep.
  CONNER: I can. Goodnight.

  WALLY, walking past: *hears talking*
  ERICA: So, do you wanna top? I'm
  usually bottom. I'm okay with switching
  CONNER: I'm usually bottom. But I can
  try top. We can always switch later.
  ERICA: It's fun. Like a new experience.
  Don't knock it till you try it!
  WALLY, bursting in: ARE YOU REALLY
  CHEATING—oh.
  ERICA & CONNER, setting up their new
  bunk bed: What?

  WALLY: I've been eating Peanut M&M's
  in hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is
  allergic to nuts, I get my revenge.
  ERICA: That sentence started normal.

  WALLY: Hey, my parent's aren't home.
  ERICA: Don't worry. They'll come back.

  ERICA: Wally, I love you.
  WALLY: Dude, shut up! That is
  awesomesauce!

  CONNER: I am making a documentary
  about my life. I think you should play
  my dad, Erica.
  ERICA: I don't wanna be your dad, Con.
  CONNER: Perfect. You already
  know your lines.

  ERICA: Hi. Can I have two tickets?
  MOVIE CLERK: For Romeo and Juliet?
  ERICA: No, for Wally and I.

  WALLY: I'm not stupid, Conner. My
  general knowledge is better than yours.
  CONNER: How do you spell orange?
  WALLY: The fruit or the color?

  ERICA: You bought a taco?
  WALLY: Yeah.
  ERICA: From the taco truck that hit
  Conner?
  WALLY: Well me starving ain't
  gonna help him.

  WALLY, with his back turned: I've
  been expecting you, Erica.
  ERICA: How did you do that?
  WALLY: Well, the first few people I
  did that to were not you.

  DICK: Erica, truth or dare?
  KALDUR: Erica cannot do dares.
  DICK: What? Why not?
  ERICA, using air quotes: Apparently
  I have no regard for personal safety.

  ERICA: I trust Wally.
  ROY: You think he knows what he's
  doing...?
  ERICA: I wouldn't go that far.

  M'GANN: Kill 'em with kindness!
  ERICA: That's why I named my
  sword kindness!

  ERICA: What is that?
  ERICA, reading a banner: "It is your
  birthday" period.
  CONNER: It is a statement of fact?
  ERICA: Not even an exclamation point?
  CONNER: This is more professional.

  ERICA: How many superheroes does
  it take to change a lightbulb?
  ROY: More than five, apparently.
  M'GANN: Oh, a joke! We're supposed
  to respond, how many?
  ERICA: This isn't a joke, we've been
  locked in here for three hours.
  KALDUR, rocking back and forth: I
  made the right choice by staying here, I
  made the right choice by—

  CONNER: Hey.
  ERICA: Hey.
  CONNER: How's your night going?
  ERICA: My what?
  CONNER: Night.
  ERICA: Oh, goodnight!

  WALLY: I JUST MACED MY
  OWN FACE
  ERICA: This is the best I have ever
  woken up to!

  ERICA: DRUNK CANOEING!
  KALDUR: Please text if you survive.
  *FIVE HOURS LATER*
  ERICA: LAND HO, BITCH!

  KORA: Why were you called The Hand?
  It's a full arm you are missing.
  ERICA: After my parents severed my
  arm off, I never questioned the name.











emma speaks.
fyi this will be added to often LOL

fyi this will be added to often LOL

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