Shrek pov:
When that brown haired dude and I had enough of making out, I just walked away, trying to get John Cena to fuck me. Which should be harder than Mr I should really comb my beard because it smells like rotten fish.
"Are you already going, Senpai", an whimpering voice behind me asked.
"Duh"
"B- but we had sm fun.... I don't want you to leave just now", with that he got an baseball bat and swamg it into the direction of my face. Before I hit the ground everything around me went black and I passed out.
Jesus pov:
After I hit Shrek Senpai I immediately regretted it. What if he doesn't like me anymore? So I pulled him into my harem basement, where already King Julien waited, and was complaining about his feet hurting and Mort isn't there to make him comfortable. I threw an cat at him to shut him up, which made him yell even louder. I carefully tied Shrek's wrist on an hook on the wall. Then I started crying because he probably doesn't even love me, so I left the basement and went up to watch James Charles.
King Julien pov:
The brown haired twink who kidnapped me, brought me an new roommate today. He is green and more attractive than Morisa which is almost impossible. His ears looked kinda filthy tho. While I was just waiting for Mort to safe me, I watched Shrek from the distance and waited for him to wake up.
