~ random location change to some beach idk ~
Jesus walked down the beach with some of his "friends". He was wearing and very beautiful and adult friendly peppa pig swimsuit and sandals as well as the basic tennis socks ever damn german wears (srsly dont they just ugly). He was watching some men playing volleyball when he spotted an familiar ginger in there.
"OMG THATS ED SHEERAN! ED! EDDIE BABEEEE!" * fangirl scream *
But when he reached the man he noticed that wasn't ed Sheeran it was actually Tartaglia singing Rasputin. Anyways his singing was still good so he just watched him and crushed over his everything. That was until an meteorite hit the front of Jesus feet. Zhongli came around an corner and looked very angry.
"Excuse me, S- senpai but is y- that your meteorite?"
"I WILL HAVE ORDER"
That's the last thing jesus heard before he got crushed by an meteorite.
The end.
God I wish. Ur right it doesn't end here. But you should leave.
When Jesus opened his eyes, he looked into the face of an oger whereas sweating very much, Judas annoyed and Peter's worried face. The oger helped him to stand up. An beat up grandpa with brown- orange hair lailyed in the back, and Mother Mary was committing Arson with Angela trying to flirt with Dora the explorer.
But Jesus had only eyes for Shrek t posing in his face and staring into his soul. Then they started making out. Idk.
IM SO SORRY
