~ Mary's perspective ~
So it was kinda getting boring just to burn people, even tho I had an nice walk with Angie, but then we saw Jesus and Shrek making love. That's had to end
* dramatic music *
Shrek is to fine for this dumb son of an bitch. So me, Angie, Boris Johnson, DONKEE, Donald Trump, James Charles, Ed Sheeran started an alliance called "SAFE SHREK" we also accidentally started an twitter drama, just because Donkeee and Trump kissed, and James tried to make out with an minor. Like bro welcome to reality.
Anyways we got our matching lipstick, cool water guns and our teletubby customs. Then we walked up to Shrek humming the fight song and tried to get him, the problem was is we couldnt see under the customs and we didnt see who we kidnapped, so we just hoped it was Shrek.
~ Zenitsu POV ~
When u woke up I was in complete darkness. Then somebody turned the light on. I was in an clinical white room, and some kind of chubby aliens looked at me.
"W- where am I"
"That's an minor" an purple alien said.
"Stfu James." The blue one said.
"Your so mean SISTER, I mean Donkee", James said.
"We dont care", the orange one said.
"You stfu Trump I said I wanted to be orange" an green one said.
"BUT I AM ED EHEHEHEEHHE"
* Ed sobs and plays the kazoo *
Now yellow steps to us and stares into my soul. I can see an Man with very flat blone hair through the eyes of the mask.
* they take mask off *
Angela Merkel who made her stupid finger pose thing (legit what is this ma'am), Boris Johnson who looked like he just walked trough rain and storm, James Charles who sat in an corner and whispered sth about Underage and Sisters, Donkee who tried to eat Olafs(dont ask had just thers) nose, Mother Mary who had an knife, and Ed Sheeran who played shape of you stared at me.
"W- where am I? W- where's Tanjiro and Inosuke? What do you want from me?"
"That's the wrong one." Angie said.
"I blame it on Jamessss" Ed Sheeran sang, changing the lyrics of Shape of you.
"Stfu SISTER"
*load arguing *
"STFU ALL OF YOU" Mary said snapping her knife.
"We have to get rid of this one"
With that she grabbed me and yeeted me out of the window, on my way down I just hummed the melody of 'I believe I can fly' but sadly it didnt work so basically I broke my bones.
A/N: this is the last chapter for today, bcs I feel dead
