Since I'm bored, Ima give you some Incorrect quotes. Enjoy!
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Stoner: What are you doing?
Captain: Smelling roses.
Stoner: That's weird.
Stoner, whispering: I wish I was that rose...
Captain: What?
Stoner: I said that your gross!
A/N: W-
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Gnome: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Engineer: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Gnome: ..Stop-
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Mr. Cheese: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 A.M. to look at the stars.
TheGentleman: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 A.M. to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Mr. Cheese: ...Are you breaking up with me?
A/N: Poor Mr. Cheese...
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Mr. Egg: TheGentleman, are you blind?
TheGentleman: No, why?
Mr. Egg: Then why can't you see that I love you?
TheGentleman: Because, love makes you too blind to see it for yourself.
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Player: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Mr. Cheese: *Turns to Mr. Egg* How tall are you?
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Mother: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Mr. Cheese?
Mr. Cheese: ...No.
Mr. Egg: I do!
Mother: I know, Mr. Egg.
Mr. Egg: I'm sad!
Mother: I know Mr. Egg.
A/N: *hugs Mr. Egg*
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Bro: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Bro: *punches a wall*
Bro: ...Ninja, take me to the hospital.
A/N: Oof-
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TheGentleman: I'm going to take you out.
Mr. Egg: Great, it's a date!
TheGentleman: I mean as a threat.
Mr. Egg: See you at 5!
TheGentleman: ...
A/N: Gentleman plz be nice ;-;
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Veteran: *Angrily presses Player against a wall* Where's the money!?
Player: ...Are we about to kiss-
Veteran: ...
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That's it! Hope yall enjoy! ~Marshmellow
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