Hi! Ima put only 1 incorrect quote 'cause.... when I was doing the incorrect quotes #3, I accidentally press ctrl A and backspace- all of it except for the title- and I was raging 'cause it took me hours- so sorry about it!
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A/N: So, in this incorrect quote, everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker.
Veteran: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Player: ...I did. I broke it.
Veteran: No, honey. No you didn't. Mr. Cheese?
Mr. Cheese: Don't look at me. Look at Mr. Egg.
Mr. Egg: What?! I didn't break it.
Mr. Cheese: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Mr. Egg: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Mr. Cheese: Suspicious.
Mr. Egg: No, it's not!
Engineer: If it matters, probably not, but Captain was the last one to use it.
Captain: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Engineer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Captain: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Engineer! Are you now dumb?
Player: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Veteran.
Veteran: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Engineer: Veteran... Mr. Cheese's been awfully quiet.
Mr.Cheese: REALLY?!
Everyone except Player and Veteran: *argues*
Veteran, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Veteran: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Veteran:
Veteran: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Hope y'all enjoy! Sorry for accident a few hours ago-
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【 Among Us Logic Crap 】
Aventura••• Hi! And Welcome! I am new here at Wattpad and my first time writing here! I will be doing Among Us Logic crap things in this book. Also stay safe! ••• Edit: This cover isn't mine. I got it from Google :)
