• Incorrect Quotes #2

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I got very bored and nobody requested so Ima do another incorrect quotes!

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Bro: You're such a loser.

Bro: If there was a contest for losers, you'd be second.

Player: Why not first???

Bro: Cause you are a loser!

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Player: *Sees someone doing something idiotic* Oh, what an idiot.

Player: *Realizes it's Veteran* WAIT, THAT'S MY IDIOT-!

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Blue: I'm Bisexual.

Blue: But I hate everyone.

Blue: So it's more like Byesexual.

A/N: Make sense.

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Mr. Cheese: How does a train eat?

TheGentleman: I don't know, how?

Mr. Cheese: It goes chew chew.

TheGentleman: .

Mr. Cheese:

TheGentleman: Sometimes I wonder how I can stand you.

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Veteran: All odd numbers have E in it.

Player: It's three A.M. *Throws pillow*

Veteran: T-h-r-E-E.

Player: GO TO SLEEP.

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Captain: Where are you?

Stoner: I'm smoking.

Stoner: And thinking about you.

Captain: That's romantic.

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Mr. Cheese: I'm sowwy  you're sad.

Mr. Cheese: If you're sad, then you shouldn't be because sad backwards is das.

Mr. Cheese: And das is not good.

TheGentleman: I swear to god-

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Captain: Stoner just said I'm cute af, which I'm guessing it means "cute and fun".

Gnome: Aww, it doesn't.

A/N: Ima die of cuteness-

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Engineer: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Gnome: I know what I saw.

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Player: Dear friend, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Mr. Cheese: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Veteran: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Stoner: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Captain: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Player: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!

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Player: Bye Veteran! Bye Captain! Bye Mr. Cheese! Bye TheGentleman! Bye Veteran!

Captain: You said "Bye Veteran" twice.

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