I got very bored and nobody requested so Ima do another incorrect quotes!
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Bro: You're such a loser.
Bro: If there was a contest for losers, you'd be second.
Player: Why not first???
Bro: Cause you are a loser!
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Player: *Sees someone doing something idiotic* Oh, what an idiot.
Player: *Realizes it's Veteran* WAIT, THAT'S MY IDIOT-!
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Blue: I'm Bisexual.
Blue: But I hate everyone.
Blue: So it's more like Byesexual.
A/N: Make sense.
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Mr. Cheese: How does a train eat?
TheGentleman: I don't know, how?
Mr. Cheese: It goes chew chew.
TheGentleman: .
Mr. Cheese:
TheGentleman: Sometimes I wonder how I can stand you.
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Veteran: All odd numbers have E in it.
Player: It's three A.M. *Throws pillow*
Veteran: T-h-r-E-E.
Player: GO TO SLEEP.
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Captain: Where are you?
Stoner: I'm smoking.
Stoner: And thinking about you.
Captain: That's romantic.
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Mr. Cheese: I'm sowwy you're sad.
Mr. Cheese: If you're sad, then you shouldn't be because sad backwards is das.
Mr. Cheese: And das is not good.
TheGentleman: I swear to god-
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Captain: Stoner just said I'm cute af, which I'm guessing it means "cute and fun".
Gnome: Aww, it doesn't.
A/N: Ima die of cuteness-
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Engineer: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Gnome: I know what I saw.
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Player: Dear friend, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Mr. Cheese: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Veteran: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Stoner: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Captain: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Player: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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Player: Bye Veteran! Bye Captain! Bye Mr. Cheese! Bye TheGentleman! Bye Veteran!
Captain: You said "Bye Veteran" twice.
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【 Among Us Logic Crap 】
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