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Bro: Ninja and I are having a baby.
Veteran: That's gre-
Bro: *slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here, dude.
Veteran:
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Captain: There are 7 chairs and 10 kids. What do you do?
Stoner: Have everyone stand.
Player: Bring 3 more chairs.
Veteran: The most important ones can sit down.
Mr. Cheese: Kill three.
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Captain: Good morning.
Player: Good morning.
TheGentleman: Good morning, everyone.
Veteran: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mr. Cheese: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Mr. Cheese: Go to hell.Mr. Egg: *tearing up* I wish I could..
A/N: Why did I torture myself-
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Captain: How do I deal with my enemies?
Angel: Kill them.
Captain: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Angel: Uhh.... kill them only a little bit??
Captain:
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Veteran: A theif.
Player: Thief?
Veteran: I before E, except after C.
Player: Thceif?
Veteran: No.
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Veteran: You know how I roll.
Veteran: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.
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Mr. Cheese: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Mr. Egg:
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Angel: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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(Player and Veteran, outside, skipping stones on a lake)
Player: It's such a beautiful evening.
Veteran: *mumbling* Take that you fucking lake.
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Captain: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found..
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Blue: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Not Orange: I wake up at 4:30 AM.
Blue:
Blue: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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That's it! Bye!
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【 Among Us Logic Crap 】
Adventure••• Hi! And Welcome! I am new here at Wattpad and my first time writing here! I will be doing Among Us Logic crap things in this book. Also stay safe! ••• Edit: This cover isn't mine. I got it from Google :)
