• Incorrect quotes #3

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So ima do another one of these incorrect quotes. Hope y'all enjoy! :>

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TheGentleman: Can you be serious for 5 minutes?

Mr. Cheese: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

A/N: I don't know if I already did that, but if I did, then here this incorrect quote again.

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Player: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Veteran: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Player: No! Four to five seconds!

Veteran: Too late!!!

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Engineer: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Veteran: Wow..

Captain: Well what does that mean?

Veteran: I don't know.

Veteran: *Talking to Engineer* What does that mean?

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Captain: Player, what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Player: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Captain: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask TheGentleman.

A/N: I almost wheezed on that one-

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Player: Hey, Dum? Can I get some dating advice?

Dum: Just because I'm with Captain doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Mr. Egg: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Stoner: You're like... like 15 years old.

Mr. Egg: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Player: *Pointing at Veteran's lap* May I sit here?

Veteran: That's my lap.

Player: That doesn't answer my question, Veteran.

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Player: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Captain: And loud!

Stoner: And uhh... grumpy!

Mr. Cheese:  And oblivious to reality!

Veteran:

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Captain: Player isn't answering his phone.

Veteran: I'll call.

Captain: Mr. Cheese and I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Player: *In the phone* Hello?

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Player: *Walks into his house* Hi, people who do and do not live their.

Veteran: Hey!

Dum: Hi.

Captain: Hello!

Mr. Cheese: Hi, my name Mr. Cheese!

Player: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Veteran: We were out of Doritos. 

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That's all for today! Also, I won't be here a lot of times 'cause I have lots of work to do.. sowwy! Bai bai for now!


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