28/Feb/2015
Okay so I'm sitting here and this hot sexy beast walked pass me and I was like whut?!?! Then i saw his friends and then I started full on staring at them.
One was blonde an really tall and hot and blue eyes an hot and the other was curly haired and brunette and hot and green eyes and sexy and damn.
They caught me staring like 5 times an I know I was being really creepy but I don't care an then...
Just as I though they couldn't get any hotter BAM!
They both pulled out cigarettes and started smoking.
Someone came to tell them that smoking wasn't allowed where we were and the blonde one looked over at (tosser knew I was looking) me and shrugged with a smirk.
I just about died then and there.
But carry on
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Hangover morning after a get together at the Irwin/Clifford/Blake household are always the most unpredictable.
Laura could wake up completely angry at the world an yell at everyone, or she can have sunshine and rainbows flowing out of her.
Michael can be super grumpy, or he won't talk to anyone at all.
Ashton is always the one in the in between state, not happy but not mad.
Harry and Niall always wake up early to cook breakfast and have eye sex in the kitchen.
Zayn would just keep out of everyone's way and that's how he wants to be treated too.
Louis is mostly sassier than usual and can snap your head off with a few words.
Liam is just ready to drive anyone home and 300% done with everyone since he had to deal with drunk people the previous night.
And Luke and Calum are new so lord knows how they would wake up.
Ashton was the first to wake up, after Niall and Harry of course, and instantly spotted a cup of water and some painkillers on the coffee table. There was just about 5 more set about all over.
He had woken up with a ache in his neck for he had fallen asleep in a very uncomfortable position on the floor.
Their was bodies upon bodies sprawled across the floor in the living room. Some might've been dead but Ashton wouldn't care because the headache he had was killing him.
"Good morning, sunshine. Here's breakfast." Said Harry handing the Australian boy a plate with pancakes and bacon and eggs on it. Niall also handed him a cup of orange juice.
Harry and Niall shone with the 'I just had sex' aura. Big smiles plastered across their faces. Ashton mumble a morning and thank you as he made his way to the island.
Soon he was finished and helped Niall and Harry in the kitchen. Niall walked around with a slight limp.
"Get some last night, cousin." He smirked as the bleach blonde turned a shade of red.
"Morning." A raspy voice chirped from behind them.
Ashton hand Liam a cup and a plate and pushed him in a random direction so he can go eat.
Ashton kept teasing his cousin, loving the way he would blush and turn away from him.
More and more people woke up. He was quite surprised to see that Laura had woken up with a smile. She must've kissed the boys so much times.
"Last night was fun!" She sung. Her colorful hair tied up in a messy bun.
"Especially when you turned into a stripper." Spoke Louis, casually smacking her bum.
