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From Sirius Black to Lily Evans
Serious Block: lilli evons
Lily: serious block,
Serious Block: i believe you have heard the news
Lily: i dont know what you're talking about
Serious Block: marlene told me also
Lily: THAT BITCH
Serious Block: so i have more news. inside news
Lily: ...............
Serious Block: you're going to have to ask for it evons
Lily: if i ask you you're just going to say the inside news was frank likes burgers
Serious Block: you know me so well
Lily: hoe
Serious Block: anyway while its always a good time for games i have better news
Serious Block: as you know james potter is now back on the market
Lily: he's not an object but im listening
Serious Block: so i just found out why he's back on the market
Lily: open ears, serious
Serious Block: its because of you
Lily: i what?
Serious Block: long story short kynlee got jealous and tried to control james and he broke it off with her
Lily: i WHAT
Lily: he must hate me!!! i'm the reason he's no longer with her! UGH
Serious Block: so stupid for what?
Serious Block: look he hasn't said it but i know the bloke well and he's bloody head over heels for you
Lily: liar
Serious Block: ask him urself
Lily: i cant ask him NOW it'd look like i was taking advantage of him
Serious Block: you drive a hard bargain evons
Serious Block: i'll do it
Lily: sirius no-
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From Sirius Black to Why Isn't James A Simpering Mess, Its Because I'm Not, Fuck off Peter
Padfoot: Oi Potter, you like evons?
Padfoot: *evans
Moony: subtle sirius
Padfoot: marlene told you too
Frenk: marlene told everyone apparently
Wormtail: what?
Prongs: wtf? and im not answering that pads
Padfoot: OMG YOU DO
Frenk: the media will throw a i-dont-even-know-what if they find out
Prongs: seriously dude
Padfoot: yeah?
Moony: wtf
Sirius Black has changed the name of the chat to Why Isn't James A Simpering Mess, Its Because He Likes Evans and Marlene needs to learn how 2 keep a secret
Prongs: sirius mate i just got out of a relationship and like i dont want lily to think she's just a rebound yk its really unfair to her if the media makes her my way of getting over kynlee and i dont want that for her
Frenk: SO YOU DO LIKE HER
Moony: AND WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER
Wormtail: WHERE SHE'S MORE THAN A REBOUND
Padfoot: thank me later
Prongs: fuck fuck fuck fuck
Moony: OH MY GOSH
Frenk: *screaming sounds*
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From Lily Evans to Sirius Black
Lilli Evons: im not kidding come back
Lilli Evons: sirius please don't tell him
Lilli Evons: please
Sirius: thank me later
Lilli Evons: for what
Sirius: JAMES POTTER JUST ADMITTED HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
Lilli Evons: what
Lilli Evons: WHAT
Sirius: *screenshot*
Lilli Evons: WHAT
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From Lily Evans to Marlene Needs to Keep Secrets Better
Lily: HELP ME
Alice: ???????????
Dorcas: ?????????
Mary: ????????????
Emmy: ???????????
Marlene: ?????????????
Lily: *screenshot*
Dorcas: OH
Alice: MY
Mary: G O D
Marlene: that's some deep shit
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a/n: ok so here's the thing: this is the last pre-written chapter i have in here. I have officially run out of chapters.
I just need to figure out a resolution but we all know how awesome i am at that. anyway i MIGHT miss tuesday's update for two reasons:
1. I'm lazy as fuck
2. writers dam block
anyway, hope you had a lovely day,
love from ana ♥
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