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I walked out into the fresh scent of oxygen, given by the oak trees.

I clicked my door shut and looked over towards Ranboo who was sitting on my steps playing with the grass underneath him.

I screamed.

Ranboo got up frightened and turned towards me shocked.

"What was that for Y/n?" Ranboo said, his breathing going back to a normal pace.

"I really don't know, I thought it would scare you, and it did," I said shrugging hopping down the steps, "Ready to venture to the great L'Manburg with your amazing friend Y/n!"

"No, you scared me."

"Well you decided to be friends with me, so you're stuck with all my weird antics."

"Ugh fine," Ranboo said getting up and following me to my left.

"So a few things about the civilians in L'Manburg, you can't tell anyone I'm telling you this, because it's the harsh truth about them."

Ranboo nodded.

"Starting off with the current president Tubbo. He has goat horns so don't be alarmed by that, I also think he is a bee at heart, but I'll wait for the bees wings to show up. So far he is running the country with pride and a bucket load of energy hoping to not fall under the same fate as the rest of the presidents. He is very nice and i doubt he'll try and kill you."

Ranboo nodded a little scared by the last sentence.

"Next up his Vice President, Tommy. He is the most simple one in the country, he just falls slowly, so when he does a water clutch, i don't know what he calls it, MLG? Or something? Just clap even though he falls down cliffs like a chicken." I laughed as did Ranboo, "Tommy swears a lot, to the point where it is just apart of his speech patterns, but he has a serious anger management issue, and there a certain lines you can't cross, like his ego. You insult him, he will hold a grudge forever."

Ranboo nodded.

"Next up we have Niki who I believe is the nicest out of all the civilians. She actually took me in and helped me join L'Manburg because I originally wasn't part of the country. She is part mermaid but I don't think many know but I've seen her swimming around with a tail around the lake near this forest. Niki definitely would not try and kill you, she'll probably just be someone you can go to babysit your pets. Niki loves all animals and she'll take in any hurt animal if she sees one."

Ranboo nodded, "So far Niki seems the best out of the civilians there."

I stopped and looked up at Ranboo hoping he would restate that sentence.

"Other than you of course Y/n! You're my first friend and all."

I nodded and continued the walk towards the country.

"Now there are a few people I have yet to meet at this country but the other three I have met are Philza or I've heard people call him Phil, Fundy and Jack. Phil has big wings like a crow and I often see him talking to these crows like he can hear what they are saying. He is the father of the first president of L'Manburg called Wilbur but after the country blew up for the second time Wilbur made Phil kill him, which he did. Fundy is half fox as his mother was a shapeshifter named Sally I believe, seeing as last I saw her she was a fish. But Fundy's father is Wilbur so his grandfather killed his father. Family's are funny like that." I laughed at my own joke.

I earned a half scared and half worried look from Ranboo, "Wait so Wilbur was in love with a fish?"

"Maybe? Who am I too judge? But maybe she turned into a fish to abandon her son?"

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