This Game || DreamSMP x Reader DISCONTINUED

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"So I heard that your job is really complicated," I said nodding, "What does your job entail?"

"So Tubbo hired me as his Minutes Man, and for some reason, it took all day for me to understand. I blame it on Tubbo being bad at explaining."

"Sure Ranboo, Sure."

"Wait, do you think I'm bad at following instructions?"

"I didn't say that. It's just that Tubbo's the President and all, so I don't think he'll give bad instructions."

"Well he did, so I'll probably only understand my job either tomorrow or next week."

"Sure, but can you still explain your job to me seeing as you know all about it," I said dramatically gesturing my hands.

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We were sitting in the comfort of my home as night consumed the SMP.

Ranboo and I were watching the outside world mocking the mobs as they slumped around the country of L'Manburg.

I felt bad to an extent seeing as I helped create many of them. Although these creatures didn't showcase the best of my creativity, I believed bees were the best of my creations.

Shame I couldn't get them to live longer after they stung others.

"Yo look it's you!" I exclaimed pointing towards a group of endermen, "Do you know their names?"

Ranboo looked at me as if he thought I was crazy, "oh yeah, see that one staring in our direction, that's Clevis and the one next to him is Donald and across from Donald is my long lost twice removed cousin Eugene."

"Really? Wow!"

"No, do you seriously think I know them? I have memory loss and I'm not related to all endermen."

"But if you have memory loss, how would you know?"

"Toúche."

"I've seen you talk to endermen before, go out and ask for their names!"

"Why don't you go!"

"They don't like me!"

"Why?"

"I had a staring contest with one, and they lost so word spread and now they all hold a grudge towards me."

"Wait really? I thought it was because you couldn't speak enderian."

"There's a lot you don't know about me Ranboob."

"You too?! Why does everyone think that's funny!?"

"Because it is, now go find out the endermen's names."

"Ok fine."

Ranboo hopped up from the bay seat by the window and walked down towards the endermen.

I watched quietly from my house, it was like a silent film. Both parties were flailing their arms around with dramatic gestures. Now and then they would look over to me and I waved scared of what they were talking about.

After a five minute conversation, Ranboo walked back into my house, "So Eugene isn't my cousin nor is his name Eugene, it's Leo."

"Wow okay, so you got Donald's and Clevis' names correct."

"Yeah also the Enderman you had a staring contest with was Leo and according to Donald he is just a sore loser."

"Oh okay, I'll keep my eye out for Leo if I ever see him again."

"Yeah now, do you really speak Enderian?"

"⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⎅⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍?"
(What do you think?)

"⍙⍜⍙ ⍜☍, ⌇⍜ ⍙⊑⟒⋏ ⎅⟟⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌰⟒⏃⍀⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⏃⋏☌⎍⏃☌⟒?"
(Wow ok, so when did you learn the language?)

"⟟'⎐⟒ ☍⋏⍜⍙⋏ ⟟⏁ ⋔⊬ ⟒⋏⏁⟟⍀⟒ ⌰⟟⎎⟒, ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⟒⋏ ⏃⍀⟒ ⎐⟒⍀⊬ ⟟⋏⏁⟒⍀⟒⌇⏁⟟⋏☌, ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ☍⋏⍜⍙ ⏃ ⌰⍜⏁ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⍜⍀⌰⎅."
(I've known it my entire life, endermen are very interesting, they know a lot about the world."

"⍀⟒⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⍙⊑⏃⏁?"
(Really like what?)

"⏃⌇☍ ⏁⊑⟒⋔ ⊬⍜⎍⍀⌇⟒⌰⎎, ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⋔⏃⎅⟒ ⋔⟒ ⌇⍙⟒⏃⍀ ⋏⍜⏁ ⏁⍜ ⏁⟒⌰⌰ ⏃⋏⊬⍜⋏⟒."
(Ask them yourself, they made me swear not to tell anyone.)

"⏚⎍⏁ ⟟'⋔ ⌿⏃⍀⏁ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⏃⋏, ⍙⍜⎍⌰⎅⋏'⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⏚⟒ ⏁⟒⌰⌰⟟⋏☌ ⏃⋏⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⏃⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⏁⍜⍀⊬?"
(But I'm part enderman, wouldn't you just be telling another enderman the story?)

"No, I swore to them Ranboo."

"Why'd we go back to English?"

"Because Sapnap is coming to the door, and I don't think he knows I can speak enderian."

"Oh understandable, but why don't you tell him?"

"Why should I? They don't need to know everything about me."

"Why though? Wasn't he like your best friend before you met me?"

"Yeah he was my best friend, but he also thought Netherite was purple diamonds."

We both laughed at Sapnap's silliness and gullibility, causing my door to start knocking.

I got up from the window seat and made my way over to the door, I opened it to see Sapnap scared for his life.

"What happened to you Sapnap?"

"I was just having the time of my life with Karl and Quackity, and the door knocked and when Quackity went to open the door there was just a letter," Sapnap showed me along with Ranboo who was now behind me the letter, "It's addressed to both me and you."

I took the letter from his hands and flipped it over to see a green smiley face in the corner of the envelope.
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Hellooo, my fellow llamas 🦙!!
LLAMA ARMY UNITE!!!!!!

Anyway, I left you guys on a cliffhanger. Hahahahaha!

Sorry.

Have you guys ever listened to your old playlists and realised how much your old music taste sucks?

Because that happened to me and now I'm so happy to be back listening to my normal music.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your day!!
- Axeli