Red vs blue female OC season 1

Last one out, hit the lights

Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Thea: Hey, Lopez, what's is like to be a Robot?

Lopez: llegaré a ser más inteligente que todos ustedes (I get to be smarter then all of you)

Thea: Oh.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

Thea: You okay Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Grif: I don't care.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...

Caption: Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...

Thea: A warning?

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!

Caption: What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!

Thea: Uh, you okay Lopez. (To Grif) do robots have seizures?

Grif: How should I know.

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque!

Caption: No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!

Thea: Mean Lady? And what tank?

Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español! y el rojo cereza solo me entiende!

Caption: Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason! And the cherry red one only understands me!

Caboose: ... (turns to Tucker) ...He says he wants to talk to you.

Cut to Sheila.

Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.