Battle for Brittany

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Duncan: raccoons are by far my least favorite animal now

Courtney: DUNCAN!

Heather: oh?

Bridgette: wait what abt brittany :(

Courtney: Duncan yelled at her for peeing on his shoe and she scratched him BARELY on the eye.

Duncan: I CANT SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE NOW

Courtney: WELL THEN GET OUT OF HER FACE AND SHE WON'T GET IN YOURS.

Duncan: JUST TRAIN HER

Courtney: NO, SHE IS PERFECTLY BEHAVED EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU ALWAYS BOTHER HER.

Duncan: FINE THEN IM TAKING HER AND GETTING HER ACTUALLY TRAINED

Courtney: NO! SHE IS STAYING WITH ME

Duncan: SHES MINE TOO COURTNEY

Courtney: I WANT A DIVORCE

Cody: I feel like im eavesdropping just looking at this-

Noah: take him to the cleaners Courtney

Heather: SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS

Bridgette: I-

Sierra: U TWO WERE MARRIED?

Lindsay: wutttttt

Alejandro: No, I believe she is simply acting in the moment.

Duncan: this nutcase just took the raccoon and filed a custody lawsuit against me

Courtney: see you Friday dunkie 🥰

Heather: I CANT BREATHE

Gwen: This is actually enjoyable

Trent: shouldn't Brittany get a voice 😔

Trent: #JusticeForBrittany

Gwen: #JusticeForBrittany

Tyler: #JusticeForBrittany

DJ: #JusticeForBrittany

Heather: #JusticeForBrittany

Justin: #JusticeForBrittany

Geoff: #JusticeForBrittany

Bridgette: #JusticeForBrittany

Courtney: She wants to be with ME.

Duncan: so she can keep getting spoiled like you?

Courtney: It's better than her becoming a goth kissing highlighter haired juvenile NEANDERTHAL!

Duncan: WELL MAYBE IF WE BOTH GOT A TURN AT BEING WITH HER SHE WOULDNT HAVE TO CHOOSE

Courtney: NO YOU'D HOG HER TO YOURSELF

Brittany: sthu

Heather:..............................

Courtney:....................................

Duncan:.

Trent: -

Gwen: um-

Courtney: I am willing to reach an agreement.

Duncan: fire away your majesty

Courtney: I will still take her to my room during the night, and you may train her from home in your own time. As long as you stop feeding her doritos. I see it by the way idiot.

Duncan: whatever

Duncan: anyway you busy?

Courtney: Not currently, Brittany is down for a nap at the moment.

Duncan: movie?

Courtney: I guess.

Duncan: <3

Courtney: <3

Noah: That switched faster than my grandmas heart rate last year.

Cody: noah....-

Owen: BUDDY U OK?

Noah: doing fine

Leshawna: I turn yall off for a few minutes and I come back to skinny rich girl and softie arguing over raccoon custody?

Courtney: For the record, I was right in the end.

Duncan: I-

Gwen: dont duncan

Bridgette: you guys still watching a movie?

Courtney: He's on his way, but you are welcome to join!

Bridgette: can geoff come

Duncan:^

Courtney: I suppose so :)

Bridgette: great! on our way!

Heather: scoff

Courtney: You and Alejandro can come too Heath.

Heather: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS-

Alejandro: I told her earlier mi amor.

Courtney: :)

Heather:screw you

Bridgette: Im silencing the chat for the day bye

Heather: bye.

Courtney: see you all soon!

Geoff: PARTYY TIMEEEEE





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