Twist of fate// A wrong number avengers story with reader

Chapter 37

A/N I this this is hilarious but if you don't get it that's ok.                                                                       

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Wanda's Pov

           I was finishing up the food with the help of Bucky. He was pulling stuff out of the oven and I was cutting fruits and vegetables. I heard voices come from the hallway. I turned my head so fast my neck cracked. I did not recognize one of them.

"Who is that?" I asked Bucky. 

"No idea, but there with Natalia." He said eyeing the doorway. 

"Maybe you should cease the food tornado so it's less freaky for them? I mean your magic does take getting used to. Sorry Wanda." Bucky said placing the steaming dish on the counter.

"Ok," I said and put the dishes away. And just in time too.

           Natasha walked in as I had put the last dirty plate the the dishwasher. The same person who had come in here earlier was slung over her shoulder and giving a mock salute.

"Roger that captain!" They said as Natasha walked into the room.

"Hey James, Wanda, other three" Natasha greeted us.

"Hey Nat, what's with that?" I said vaguely gesturing to the person thrown over their shoulder. They were just staring around the room.

"Someone decided to roll down three flights of stairs singing the gingerbread man song till they hit a door." She said like it was saying you got a glass of water.

"I- WhAt!" Clint said moving from where he was trying to steal food with one arm. He was also holding a small child. I never new he had a kid or a niece/nephew?

"She caught me though.." The person said again. 

         Shoot, I forgot their name. Well... um...

"What's your name again?" I asked wiping down the counter. Tapping Bruce's shoulder so he would lift up his project.

"I can influence thought now Tasha! I could make her believe an illusion!" They said rolling around as best they could on her shoulder. " I COULD CHANGE THEIR PERCEPTION AND ALTER THEIR MIND!!" They said really loudly while giving everyone jazz hands. 

"Y/N" Natasha said.

"WHAT IS REALITY!!!" They said rolling off Natasha's shoulder and running around the room.

"But for our fragile universes sake, it's Y/N to you!" Y/N said offering me a handshake.

"Go sit down and no more stairs." Natasha said pointing to the seat next to where she was standing.

"Yes of course." Y/N said and sat down. "Chatter away!" They said and tossed in a pretend anchor.

"Natasha." I said pulling her over to the other side of the room.

"Yes Wanda?" 

"Is that the kid you told us about?"

"Yes, and also the reason Clint is holding a small child. And the girl Cassie is running around with is like their little sister."

"Oh yeah! That makes sense! Should I?"

"Yeah, that would be great. Just please don't tell them about it." Natasha said glancing at the other side of the kitchen. Y/N was just watching Bruce work.

"Ok Nat, and how's Tony holding up?" I asked. Everyone had been affected in some way or other.

"Not to good, will barely come out of his lab trying to find him. They found the suit but not him. There was no nothing so everyone is hoping he's alive." Natasha sighed and hung her head.

"So many things.." Are happening now, and I'm not sure if their all good." I said and looked down.

"But things can always get better, and out of all people we should know." Nat said.

"Thanks' Natasha," I said. Hopefully thing's would get better.

"Wanda Help!! What is this??" Bucky said holding a automatic tea kettle.

          I laughed and walked back with Nat. "It's for tea Bucky." I said.

"Leaf juice James." Natasha said taking it from him and setting it down.

"It hissed at me!" Bucky said still glaring at the thing.

"His back to assert dominance!" Y/N said still watching Bruce work.

           Bucky hissed back. He hissed back at the kettle. I saw Y/N make a fake hissing noise and Bucky's eye's widened.

"Guys it hissed back!" He exclaimed.

"Hiss louder it wants to fight." Y/N said looking away from Bruce's work and at us standing by the counter.

          Bucky repeatedly hissed at the teapot and probably did not think that it was not the pot but Y/N hissing back at him. Eventually he gave up. Everyone was laughing because it's not everyday someone has a hissing competition with a tea kettle. Bruce had put down his screwdriver and was trying to hide his laugh with his hands, Natasha did not even try to stop and was doubled over laughing, Clint as well, and he managed not the drop Y/N's younger brother? I don't know.

            Agent Hill had come down from her lamp and was sitting at the end of the counter doing forms. But if you looked close enough you could tell she was laughing, and Thor had left after he put the shelf back.

"I lost to a tea pot," Bucky said sitting down.

"Don't worry, sneak attacks work too." Y/N with a strait face.

"Thanks" Bucky said. "Y/N right?"

"Yes 'tis I" They said trying to push their chair back from the island. 

"Why can't this move?" Y/N said looking at the chair.

"The magic of ducktape!" Natasha said showing them a roll.

"Understandable have a good day." Y/N said settling in their seat.

"Why?" Bruce asked.

"It's comfortable." Y/N said leaning halfway out of their chair. "I like it because I don't fall and Clint and Tasha like it because I am less hyperactive when I can't move and have given up!"

"ah.." Bruce said and went back to his project.

"Ok food's ready, can you get papers off the table and on the shelf?" I said taking plates out of the shelves.

"I knew I was not hallucinating you do have red powers n' stuff!" Y/N watching my magic get out plates.

Oh crap.